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Flotsam & Jetsam
American Apparel In Mortifying Nipple-Reveal
3:18AM Hamilton Nolan | American Apparel has had difficulty properly styling its models before, but now a photo of a young lady with her nipples showing slips past everyone? Twice? Embarrassing. It’s that sheer fabric, Dov. Check and double check again, always. [Copyranter] More »
Print
Real Nudes, Cartoon Nudes Fail To Save Playboy
7:45AM Hamilton Nolan | Playboy is cutting its rate base from 2.6 million to 1.5 million, nearly a 40% drop. But…but…naked cartoon characters! What more do you pervs want? [Mediaweek. Pic: TMZ]
Flotsam & Jetsam
TMZ Finally Given The Porn Parody Treatment
2:45AM Foster Kamer | All good things come, ha, to an end. In pop culture, canonisations are routinely bestowed by the porn industry. Meet the comedic genius that is TMSleaze, starring Ron Jeremy as Harvey Levin. Featuring Speidi, Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo, and Amy Winehouse. More »
People
Lindsay Lohan’s Tale: The Pornography
6:49AM Richard Lawson | Oh dear. Hustler has produced the inevitable: Lindsay Lohan-based parody porn. The Untrue Hollywood Stories installment (trailer is PG-13 but the ads on Fleshbot are decidedly NSFW) follows Lilo’s ruined trajectory (including a Sam Ronson lookalike!).
Big Screen
Don’t Believe A Porn Star
1:19AM Hamilton Nolan | Since we’re in the midst of a vague, threatening porn industry HIV scare, some things are changing. Like talent-producer relations. Do you trust your porn stars? Don’t! More »
Small Screen
Porn Industry HIV Scare Causes Non-Fun Facts To Come Out
4:25AM Hamilton Nolan | After a female porn actress tested positive for HIV this week, health officials in LA disclosed a bunch of other previously unreported HIV cases in porn, and now people are getting vaguely freaked out. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Porn Mags You Read For The Stories Grow Less Lucrative
3:56AM Hamilton Nolan | In your finally Friday US media column: Haaretz gets poetic, the Boston Globe gets profligate, Tim Russert gets remembered, and the newsy porn magazines get downsized: More »
Big Screen
The Girlfriend Experience Blurs The Line Between Fantasy, Reality
5:00AM Margaret | Steven Soderburgh’s new film The Girlfriend Experience, which stars adult film actress Sasha Grey, explores how its characters confuse fantasy and reality, and attempts to do the same for its pornography-literate audience members. More »
L.A. Courts Literally Go To Shit As Notorious Director Faces Obscenity Trial
7:25AM Defamer Hollywood | Defamer would like to take just a moment to salute a true American hero — a local filmmaker whose vision, dedication and utter depravity have resulted in some of the bravest and most honest films of our time. His name is Ira Isaacs; you may know him as the maker of such “shock art” (i.e. fetish porn) masterworks as Laurie’s Toilet Show, Gang Bang Horse (Pony Sex Game) and Hollywood Scat Amateurs No. 7, and soon you may also know him as the man sent up the river in what Radar today describes as perhaps “the most extreme obscenity trial in U.S. history.” More »
Heather Mills’ Split-Beaver ‘N’ Red Lace Shots Excite The Uk Press
10:41AM Clem Bastow | As if it weren’t already obvious that the soon-to-be-ex Lady McCartney, Heather Mills, couldn’t catch a break during her very public divorce battle with the beloved Beatle, she’s just been dealt another blow courtesy of her sexxxy past and the News Of The World.
Her “I was young and needed the money” days of modelling for “educational” sex manuals caught up with her while she and Paul were still together, and this is sure to send the prudish and pro-Macca UK press into a total lather – which the News, clearly looking to win some awards for forwarding the feminist cause, is already doing.
Now we’d love to hear how the former hooker explains this snap of her as an unashamed hardcore porn queen.
Last year, Heather strenuously denied ever being involved in porn after lurid shots emerged of her posing in a German sex book. Die Freuden Der Liebe (The Joys Of Love)—shot in 1988—featured her naked, performing a sex act on a nude male porn star.
Heather tried to play down the filthy book as a “sex educational manual”. But clearly there is NOTHING educational about today’s sickening photo.
Sickening? Harcore porn queen? Former hooker? Jaheeeezus – we realise Sir Paul is about as close to Jesus in the UK as you can get without actually being the son of God, but there’s something decidedly unsavoury about the press’ savagery when it comes to Mills.
And besides, we hardly think this ’80s-tastic hello boys shot is “hardcore porn”, but then maybe we’ve just been hardened and desensitised by this modern age, baby.
*inhales determinedly on cigarette* More » 
