As if it weren't already obvious that the soon-to-be-ex Lady McCartney, Heather Mills, couldn't catch a break during her very public divorce battle with the beloved Beatle, she's just been dealt another blow courtesy of her sexxxy past and the News Of The World.
Her "I was young and needed the money" days of modelling for "educational" sex manuals caught up with her while she and Paul were still together, and this is sure to send the prudish and pro-Macca UK press into a total lather - which the News, clearly looking to win some awards for forwarding the feminist cause, is already doing.
Now we'd love to hear how the former hooker explains this snap of her as an unashamed hardcore porn queen.Last year, Heather strenuously denied ever being involved in porn after lurid shots emerged of her posing in a German sex book. Die Freuden Der Liebe (The Joys Of Love)—shot in 1988—featured her naked, performing a sex act on a nude male porn star.
Heather tried to play down the filthy book as a "sex educational manual". But clearly there is NOTHING educational about today's sickening photo.
Sickening? Harcore porn queen? Former hooker? Jaheeeezus - we realise Sir Paul is about as close to Jesus in the UK as you can get without actually being the son of God, but there's something decidedly unsavoury about the press' savagery when it comes to Mills.
And besides, we hardly think this '80s-tastic hello boys shot is "hardcore porn", but then maybe we've just been hardened and desensitised by this modern age, baby.
*inhales determinedly on cigarette*