pop culture doomsday

Alison Sweeney’s Doomsday Baby Finally Arrives A Month Late

7:15AM STV | The horrendous Dec. 4 news cycle better known as Pop Culture Doomsday was one Ellen prank shy of an honorary celebrity mom: Alison Sweeney, the Biggest Loser host who finally came around late Monday. More »

The Saxing of the Seventh Walrus, And Other Passages From ‘Revelation’

8:23AM Seth | Who is worthy to open the book, and to loose the seals thereof? Rev 5:2 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death. Rev 6:8 And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour. Rev 8:1 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Rev 13:17 Be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life. Rev 2:10 How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow. Rev 18:7 More »

Good Morning. Your World Is Ending.

1:40AM Seth | As many times as we heard it from that filthy, bearded man standing outside the Farmers Market with a big sign (Alan Rosenberg—is that you?), we never really believed the Pop Culture Apocalypse would soon be upon us. Well—we guess we were wrong! Try not to panic as its four horsemen—Nicolas Cage with a suspiciously luscious head of wizard-hair, Jay Baruchel conducting a broom army, Russell Brand getting his naughty bits scrubbed by an Oscar-winning manservant, and Rowdy Dwayne Johnson—ride in after the breaking of the seventh remake, followed thereafter by the arrival of the beastly Endtime Ruler (Kathleen Turner). Your coverage awaits! More »