poop

Daytime Television Is Obsessed With Poop

7:28AM Brian Moylan | Last week Dr Oz showed America all the crap inside of his colon. Now The Doctors has provided us with the strangest poop demonstration we’ve ever seen, and, boy, have I seen some strange poop demonstrations. More »

Dr Oz Explains Yeast Infections With Puppets

8:04AM Maureen OConnor | TV health guru Dr Mehmet Oz explained yeast infections today, and the result was like going to a muppet gynecologist while on PCP. Here’s the trippy segment, in which Dr Oz pretends to be a molecule of bacteria in a lady’s vagina and explains how thong panties make vaginas poopy. More »

Forget Everything You Thought You Knew About Pooping

3:04AM Richard Lawson | If you’re attractive or a girl, this doesn’t apply to you. But the rest you, meaning those who poop, listen up: Your pooping technique is incorrect, a groundbreaking story reveals. You’ve been siitting on toilets, which gives you diseases. More »

Five Market-Tested Elements Every Movie Trailer Needs

1:37AM Richard Lawson | Legion‘s demon lady who tries to eat the girl from Friday Night Lights has been the thrust of most of that angels-with-guns flick’s previews. Because crazy old ladies put butts in seats, guaranteed! Why, they’re one of five cheap trailer ploys. More »

The Truth About Zoos

8:21AM Hamilton Nolan | From Rhett & Link, the guys who brought you the ad that all ads should probably be like, comes this new spot for the Central Florida Zoo. Their relentless honesty requires it to focus totally on excrement. More »