politicians who know how to party like a rock star
Someone Needs To Send Kevin Rudd A Copy Of “The Dirt”
11:59AM Jess McGuire | Ha! I very much enjoyed the following story sent in by Defamer Australia reader Elmo. It seems our Prime Minister likes Motley Crue, or at the very least, is open to the idea of reading the infamous book “The Dirt” and learning more about them.
We were at a taping of Q&A at the ABC last night, waiting in the audience for our Blessed Leader to arrive. So I was reading my friend’s copy of the Dirt while we were waiting, just to bone up on the issues of the day. We nyukked about how funny it would be to get KRudd to sign it for us. It took two tries, but he dutifully did, out on the street in front of the ABC.
Thus earning our buddy Alex the coveted title of Everyone’s Personal Hero.
“Have you read it?”, she asks.
KRudd glances at cover.
“Ah. No. But I will.”
“It’s really very good.”
So if it could be arranged for a copy of Motley Crue’s autobiography to be
sent to the Prime Minister’s office, that’d be tops.
There was a sign early in the piece that he’d be up for it – he wears Blundstones.
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Ain’t No Party Like A K-Rudd Party!
2:25PM Jess McGuire | You know, there’s something kind of nice about Kevin Rudd having the grown up equivalent of a “Back To School” party on his last weekend of freedom before the bespectacled leader of this fine nation knuckles down once more, finally leaving Julia Gillard free to peruse assorted shoe stores looking for comfortable, practical footwear with high grip caterpillar treads.
Even better? The star factor, baby! Star factor!
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is determined to enjoy the very last days of his holiday break in Sydney, hosting an intimate dinner with celebrities Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, Hugh Jackman and Deborra-lee Furness last night.
The A-list celebrities, together with Federal Arts and Environment Minister Peter Garrett and his wife Doris, joined the Rudd family for a dinner at Kirribilli House.
You’d never see famous types of that calibre coming over for tea at Kirribilli House during the Howard years, now would you?
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Kevin Rudd Photoshopped Into A Figure Of Physical Beauty Likely To Haunt Our Dreams Forever
1:39PM Jess McGuire | News Ltd are rather concerned about Kevin Rudd. It seems our new PM has taken more time off over Christmas than some would like, and they’ve decided to voice their worries regarding this issue.
With Australians heading back to work facing soaring petrol prices and the threat of another interest rate rise, the man in charge of the country remains holed up in his plush new Sydney home.
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, who is on leave until Monday, is staying at Kirribilli House where he is “using the time to prepare for the year”, according to a spokeswoman.
“He’s at Kirribilli going through Government briefings, preparing for the year,” she told The Daily Telegraph.
Sure, sure. Don’t lie to us, he’s been playing with his Wii!
But with Harbour views and his family by his side, Mr Rudd has refused to budge from Sydney’s most spectacular address.
“Refused to budge”? Have there been failed attempts to coax him out of Kirribilli that we don’t know about? The above sentence leads us to visualise Kevin barricading the doors, loading his rifle, chewing tobacco, and screaming out the window “Y’all ain’t never gonna take me alaaaahve!” before firing off some warning shots.
Our favourite bit about the entire article has to be the accompanying photoshopped image of the Prime Minister. For some inexplicable reason, Kevin Rudd’s lengthy holiday has inspired something straight from a gay porn site. Is there a News Ltd staffer using this story as an excuse to finally publish some of his private Kevin Rudd Wank Bank Collection works?
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It’s Time To Learn About The Fascinating And Colourful Love Life Of The French President.
8:20AM Jess McGuire | Not only is he one sexy looking right wing motherfucker, but it seems French President Nicolas Sarkozy is “tapping” the “ass” of one fine looking filly fille, model/musician Carla Bruni. Sure, Carla’s had starfucker cred for a while, counting Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger amongst her many conquests, but nabbing the chiseled Sarkozy is surely a pleasing highbrow notch on the ol’ Christian Lacroix belt.
The Age has investigated their lusty relationship.
Suava in mirrored aviator sunglasses, French President Nicolas Sarkozy was more George Clooney than Charles de Gaulle as he canoodled with his new lover, Carla Bruni, on the banks of the Nile last month.
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