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		<title>How To Not Go To Jail For Weed</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/08/how-to-not-go-to-jail-for-weed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hamilton Nolan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Possession of a small amount of weed in New York is only punishable by a ticket and a small fine. So why do cops bring so many people to jails for the same violation? They use tricknology.
Here&#8217;s how easy it is for a cop to get you to turn your own little fine-worthy misdemeanor into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>British Drug Enforcer Dies From Drug Overdose</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/08/british-drug-enforcer-dies-from-drug-overdose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Foster Kamer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 47-year-old British drug cop nicknamed &#8220;Robocop&#8221; died of a heroin overdose. He had ecstasy and cocaine in his system as well. He had no previous offences on his record and was an otherwise clean police officer. [The Sun]
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		<title>Has Robbie Coltrane Broken Into Your Chilly Bin, Bro?</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/08/has_robbie_coltrane_broken_into_your_chilly_bin_bro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Defamer Australia&#8217;s fearless leader recently returned from New Zealand, and I was certain she was about to begin citizenship paperwork, such was her love for the land of the long white cloud. Well, hopefully this will give her a little pause for reminiscence &#8211; Christchurch police have put Robbie Coltrane on a wanted poster, since [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Law &amp; Order: The Fashion Capital &#8211; Update!</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/05/law_order_the_fashion_capital_update/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/05/law_order_the_fashion_capital_update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 00:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the criminal justice system, Newton-family-based offenses, particularly those involving bag-snatching and priceless family memories, are considered especially heinous. In Chadstone, The Fashion Capital, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad, known as the Patti Newton vigilante taskforce. These are their stories.
DUNG DUNG!!
Two people will face a Melbourne [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse Round-Up: White Lines, Don&#8217;t Do It</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/05/amy_winehouse_roundup_white_lines_dont_do_it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 02:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can pretty much put Amy Winehouse in the bucket along with Pete Doherty when it comes to drug busts and arrests these days. Evidently as soon as word went out that Winegums had been busted for crack, she&#8217;s been bailed.
Who can keep up in the fast-paced and exciting world of wasted talent and obliterated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wayne Carey Charged With Assault</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/05/wayne_carey_charged_with_assault/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things on the Wayne Carey front had gone eerily quiet after the fuss that was the first half of the year (and yes, I can say &#8220;first half of the year&#8221;, because it&#8217;s almost true and because at this rate there are only five more sleeps until Christmas when Santa Claus is bringing me a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>K.d.&#8217;s Constant Cravings For Police Escorts Leave Vic Police In The Naughty Corner</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/04/kds_constant_cravings_for_police_escorts_leave_vic_police_in_the_naughty_corner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you use the phrase &#8220;police escort&#8221; in the same context as a term like, say, &#8220;recording artist&#8221;, you generally think of artists like Elvis Presley, The Beatles and Whitney Houston, non?
Well, you can add the bane of sub-editors and style-guides everywhere, k.d. lang, to that list &#8211; the Canadian chanteuse apparently required an escort [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If This Doesn&#8217;t Work, Nsw Govt Plans To Dack Offenders And Stun Them With Extended &#8220;Ya Mum&#8221; Barrage</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2007/11/if_this_doesnt_work_nsw_govt_p/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2007/11/if_this_doesnt_work_nsw_govt_p/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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The NSW Government has hilariously (although also vaguely disturbingly, in a Clockwork Orange-ish manner) decided that the best way to deal with boy (and girl) racers is to force them to watch footage of their precious 3 Fast 4 Furious cars being smashed to smithereens at the wreckers.
Honestly, not even Matt Stone and Trey Parker [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Things Go From Worse To Whatever Comes After Worse</title>
		<link>http://www.defamer.com.au/2007/11/amy_winehouse_roundup_things_g/</link>
		<comments>http://www.defamer.com.au/2007/11/amy_winehouse_roundup_things_g/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clem Bastow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor old Winegums. Just when things were looking up &#8211; gained a US work visa, husband not looking so much like a cut of raw fish, getting back in the studio &#8211; something comes along to knock her back down again &#8211; and this time it&#8217;s a bunch of G men!
Yes, not long after Amy [...]]]></description>
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