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LAPD Outsources Traffic Announcements To Ashton Kutcher And Lady Gaga

3:13AM Adrian Chen | The LAPD has seized on Los Angeles’ most valuable natural resource, celebrities, for help in broadcasting a highway closure. They’ve reached out to Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Lady Gaga and others to tweet the news. More »
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Charlie Sheen: ‘It Wasn’t Even My Machete’

10:20AM Brian Moylan | Police raided Charlie Sheen’s house last night looking for weapons after he was seen brandishing a machete from his balcony earlier in the week. More »
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Charlie Sheen’s House Is Being Raided By Police Right Now

3:37PM Adrian Chen | According to TMZ, Police raided Charlie Sheen’s house in a “pre-planned raid” tonight: More »
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Tasers Will Keep Serfs Away From Britain’s Royals

4:25AM jeff neumann | Britain’s Diplomatic Protection Squad will now carry tasers to fend off unruly protesters, like those who attacked Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall’s car in December, according to the Telegraph. Taser-wielding cops there have a great track record!
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‘This One’s For Reindeer Games,’ Said The Cop, Narrowing His Eyes

7:28PM Max Read | [Actor Ben Affleck, with his wife, actor Jennifer Garner, gets pulled over for a speeding ticket in Santa Monica. Photo via WENN.
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Meet The YouTube Commenter Sued For Mocking ‘Officer Bubbles’

12:07PM Ryan Tate | Toronto Police Constable Adam Josephs appears to take himself and his job seriously. Very, very, very seriously. He threatened a protester with assault charges for blowing bubbles. And now he’s suing a YouTube commenter for an 11-word wisecrack. More »
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Katherine Heigl So Annoying, Neighbour Calls The Cops

2:24AM Maureen OConnor | Katherine Heigl was having a hot-tub party with her husband, and they made so much noise, her neighbour called the cops. Is this lady annoying or what? So! Very! Annoying! Sorry Kathy, there is no reversing this “image problem“.
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Jay-Z Appears In Police Department Picture Of Gangbangers

7:01AM Maureen OConnor | Why does a best-selling rapper and music mogul with 10 Grammys under his belt and millions of dollars in his pocket look like he’s a gang member on the front page of the Miami Police Department’s website? Good question! More »
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Out-of-Control Justin Bieber Hurls Water Balloons At Police Officers

5:38AM Richard Lawson | Dangerously unpredictable manufactured pop sensation Justin Bieber was “horsing around” with some friends before a concert when he threw two water balloons at Maryland State Troopers, one of which burst. Biebs, assaulting a police officer is a felony! More »
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Australian Cop Might Be Fired For Party Trick Involving His Pierced Penis

7:58AM Brian Moylan | Australian police Sergeant Andrew Lawrance might lose his job after offending his boss when he attached a bottle opener to his penis piercing and opened a beer with it at a police Christmas party. What a way to get canned. More »