11:04AM Clem Bastow | We love it when our distant relatives in celebrity gossipmongering over at News Ltd’s Confidential turn water-cooler rumours into stories – the latest in this long line of journalistic excellence is their
piece on Carson Kressley, who is currently visiting our shores and was in town for Mardis Gras this weekend past.
Evidently Carson might be enjoying a little Australian romance, not that you’d be any more enlightened on the topic after reading Confidential’s coverage of the topic:
Kressley has made no secret he’s on the lookout for love and has been trawling Sydney and Melbourne for potentials, since splitting from his partner late last year.
Pals of the celebrity stylist were staying mum on the identity of the lucky fellow, but no secret stays secret for long when the Oxford St mafia twig to who’s dating where.
“Who’s dating where”? Is that a bum-sex reference, team?
And “The Oxford St mafia”? Is Confidential comparing Sydney’s gay community to a notorious crime syndicate?
Meanwhile, we remain as clear on the topic of Carson’s “down under lover” as we were at the beginning of this piece – do you know who it is? What year is it currently? Who is the Prime Minister of Australia?
Tell us!
ED: In fairness, I don’t mind throwing the word “mafia” around from time to time… especially behind words like “pink” and “cashmere”. More worrying was the original online version of this story which actually said “Who’s dating wear” instead of “Who’s dating where” – I’m not quite sure what either version is supposed to mean. More »
