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12:01PM Jess McGuire | (Special guest post penned by [REDACTED BY REQUEST FOR REASONS I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND]).
Rumours are wildly propagating that none other than globe-straddling venture capitalist/Nobel Man of Peace/occasional rock singer, Bono is ambling around Sydney unmolested. For some reason. More »
Can Anyone Verify The Whereabouts of Bono, Lately of U2/NY Times?
12:01PM Jess McGuire | (Special guest post penned by [REDACTED BY REQUEST FOR REASONS I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND]).
Rumours are wildly propagating that none other than globe-straddling venture capitalist/Nobel Man of Peace/occasional rock singer, Bono is ambling around Sydney unmolested. For some reason. More » 
BB08: And With The Nanna’s Triumph, It’s All Over For Big Brother
10:09AM Jess McGuire | The bookies were right – lovable slightly racist grandmother Terri took out this year’s Big Brother crown, leaving Rory and Ben in her wake. But thankfully, given her age, not at her wake*.
Grandmother Terri has taken out the eighth and final series of Big Brother.
The 52-year-old retail worker from NSW edged out bricklayer Rory and law student Ben to win the competition and $250,000 cash.
Terri is the oldest contestant in the Channel Ten show’s history.
The Pauline Hanson-supporting housemate burst into tears when the announcement was made.
After seeing footage of herself Terri said she couldn’t believe she had made it onto the program.
“How did this ugly, old lady get on the show?” she said.
Bless her.
As I missed the finale (being in New Zealand where, shockingly, the general populace appears to not give a damn about the goings at Dreamworld), I must ask you, belved readers – any highlights, embarrassments, etc in the final show I should know about?
I can’t believe I miss the last show, you know. Sort of gutted. Anyone got it taped?
*Kidding, fifty-somethings! She’s sprightly and has at least another forty years in her!
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2:44PM Jess McGuire | Yesterday I was talking to a complete stranger at a cafe (as you do) about Rima the Wee Starlet from Big Brother (as you do), and somehow the topic moved to amazing YouTube clips (as it does).
The very nice man was telling me of a GLORIOUSLY FUNNY YouTube clip, describing it in loving detail, and took my email address and promised to send it to me immediately so I could pass it onto you, Defamer Australia’s ridiculously attractive readers.
BUT HIS EMAIL HAS NOT ARRIVED YET.
And until it does, I cannot bring myself to trawl The Toobs for funny things because it just breaks my damn heart to know this magical clip is out there somewhere, and I can’t remember enough keywords to find it on my own.
In order to cheer me up, I am begging you – send me any links to brilliant (or even mildly amusing) YouTube videos, and help me (and your fellow readers) waste valuable time snickering at our monitors. If you email tips at defamer.com.au, I will worship you from afar and check out your link recommendation as quickly as humanly possible. More » 