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Hugh Hefner’s Old Penis Gets The Media Treatment
9:30AM Foster Kamer | Heh is the overwhelming sentiment one can read every time the New York Times gets cocky. And by cocky, I mean: talking about penises. In this instance, it’s talking about one of the oldest, most famous media penises still alive: Hugh Hefner’s. More »
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Real Nudes, Cartoon Nudes Fail To Save Playboy
7:45AM Hamilton Nolan | Playboy is cutting its rate base from 2.6 million to 1.5 million, nearly a 40% drop. But…but…naked cartoon characters! What more do you pervs want? [Mediaweek. Pic: TMZ]
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Marge Simpson’s Playboy Spread: Creepily Fanboyish
3:30AM Foster Kamer | If you’re going to have to report on someone’s nude spread, I guess I’m more comfortable objectifying Marge Simpson than an actual human being. Behold: the Marge Simpson Playboy Pics have leaked online. Are you ready to feel strange? More »
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Kelly Bensimon Needs A Smell Test
8:14PM Andrew Belonsky | Kelly Bensimon has odour issues. Marge Simpson will have a three-page Playboy spread. Isaiah Washington’s still having a hard time finding work. And Nicolas Cage has a lot of money the government wants. Enjoy your Friday gossip roundup! More »
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John Travolta’s Sad, Revealing Testimony
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | John Travolta testifies about the day his son dead. Carrie Prejean enjoys playing dress-up. Jude Law has another kid. And you’ll never again have to endure Lily Allen’s music. All that and much more in your Thursday gossip roundup… More »
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Brett Ratner Too Important To Focus On Playmates Or Directing
6:29AM Richard Rushfield | As any Master of the Universe can tell you, the key to success is an ability to multi-task. And to always be talking into a phone so you look busy and important, especially when hot girls are around. More »
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VH-1 Star, Alleged Killer Ryan Jenkins Found Dead
8:03AM Andrew Belonsky | The search for Ryan Jenkins, who appeared on VH-1’s Megan Wants a Millionaire and was later accused of murdering his model wife, Jasmine Fiore, has come to a predictable, disturbing end: he’s dead. More »
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Did A VH1 Reality Show Contestant Murder His Model Wife?
7:49PM the cajun boy | On Saturday in California a suitcase was discovered inside a trash receptacle with a corpse stuffed inside of it. The dead woman has been identified as model/stripper/Playboy representative Jasmine Fiore and her reality star husband is currently on the run. More »
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Heidi Montag’s Playboy Spread Confirmed As Impossibly Lame
5:32PM the cajun boy | When it was announced that Heidi Montag was posing “tastefully” nude for Playboy, it was mildly shocking to imagine her controlling little boy-goblin letting her do such a thing. Now it makes sense—she’s not nude in the photos. More »
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