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FDA Says Silicone Breast Implants Are Safe, Except For Cancer, Leakage, Infections
3:38PM Seth Abramovitch | A 63-page report [PDF] from the Food and Drug Administration entitled, “FDA Update on the Safety of Silicone Gel-Filled Breast Implants”, has concluded that silicone implants, removed from the market in 1992 amid leakage concerns, are relatively safe. More »
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British Mum Gifts Boob Job To Seven-Year-Old Daughter
12:53PM Matt Cherette | Sarah Burge has been dubbed “The Human Barbie” for spending more than $US800,000 on plastic surgery. Now the 50-year-old is back in the news for presenting her seven-year-old daughter with a boob job voucher worth $US10,000. Happy birthday?
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British Woman Wins Nearly $10 Million For Botched Facelift
4:21AM Brian Moylan | Penny Johnson was awarded about $US9.7 million by a British judge today for a facelift that left her disfigured and causes her constant pain, twitching, and emotional distress. Plastic surgery is a very dangerous business! More »
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Botox Mum Confesses: It Was All A Hoax
3:27AM Maureen OConnor | Botox mum Kerry Campbell has released a sworn statement saying her attention-grabbing, Good Morning America-baiting scandal was a hoax! More »
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Botox Mum Begs For Forgiveness
2:27AM Maureen OConnor | Botox mum Kerry Campbell (who might not be “Kerry Campbell” at all, but a multi-named mystery chupacabra of indeterminate origin) has returned to The Sun, the publication where her insanity spree began, to apologise for shooting botulism into her 8-year-old daughter’s face, then bragging about it on TV. More »
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Botox Mum Loses Custody
4:37AM Maureen OConnor | Well, that was quick. Good Morning America reports that Botox mum Kerry Campbell has lost custody of the eight-year-old daughter she bragged about beautifying with Botox and “virgin waxes.” Child Protective Services is investigating the case; in the meantime little Britney Campbell is away from her mother and “doing well”. [GMA]
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Child Services Swoops In On Botox Mom
8:34AM Maureen OConnor | It’s time that Kerry Campbell, the pageant mum who proudly admitted to injecting her eight-year-old daughter with Botox and administering “virgin waxes” so her child “won’t development pubic hair”, get a moniker. Let’s go with “Botox mum”. More »
People
Bristol Palin: Yes, I Got Surgery, And My New Face Is Awesome
12:19AM Maureen OConnor | Political prop and fecund fameball Bristol Palin has admitted to getting surgery on her jaw: “I had corrective jaw surgery.” Like a starlet with a deviated septum, Bristol insists her image-altering surgery was a medical necessity. So Hollywood! More »
People
Bristol Palin’s Face Looks Different, Doesn’t It?
7:49AM Maureen OConnor | “Oh no,” I thought to myself, looking at the picture at left. “Someone mixed up the Palin girls’ first names, and labelled this picture ‘Bristol Palin’.” But lo! The female at left really is Bristol Palin. And so is the female at right. Did our beloved Teen mum 2: Republican Bugalu star use some of that abstinence advocacy money on plastic surgery? Or is her new face the product of normal weight fluctuation? More »
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