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Blog Asks: ‘How Will Michael Jackson Appear In Heaven?’
3:59PM the cajun boy | Since Michael Jackson died you’ve probably lost sleep wondering, “I wonder what he’d have looked like if he hadn’t f-ed himself all up with plastic surgery?” Well now, thanks to the work of some forensic artists, you can know. More »
Kim Kardashian On Her Breasts: They’re Real, and They’re Spectacularly Inappropriate
8:40AM Kyle Buchanan | Bloggers may face perilous, uncertain futures these days — but not Kim Kardashian! The reality star and Dancing with the Stars bootee has taken to the blogging format like a badonkadonked fish in water. First, Kardashian used her forum to dispute the automobile allegations made against her by a Defamer tipster, and now she’s posted an impassioned defense of her naturally fulsome physique. It seems that Kardashian is so tired of rumours that she’s had plastic surgery that she’s decided to disprove them once and for all — using a queasy-making photograph of herself in a bikini at age 14: More »
Madonna Takes Needle To Gerard Butler’s ‘Little Bottom’, Only Succeeds In Making Him ‘Severely Ill’
4:15AM Molly Friedman | Madonna broke into the public consciousness not because of her vocal talents, but because of her catchy tunes, dance fever, and suggestively nymphomaniac tendencies. But now, the nearly-50-year old has finally morphed into the modern day Britney Spears: she’s forcing unwilling male stars to pull down their pants, she’s making headlines mainly due to a messy divorce, rumoured affairs and plastic surgery rumours. Just as the British tabs begin to accuse the failed director/actress of going under a very sharp knife, it seems as though the exercise addict has used her seduction technique of shooting B-12 shots into hunky acquaintances’ butts. But this time around, unlike the soaring success story that was Justin Timberlake’s energizing vitamin-equipped ass, her second attempt on quasi-ex-husband Guy Ritchie’s newest leading man, Gerard Butler, left the poor man’s Clive Owen “severely ill.” Butler’s tale of Madge’s terrorist attack on his “little bum,” plus the allegations being made about how the extremes the Yankee doodler’s “grueling” beauty regime have affected her oddly sharp cheekbones and “popping veins,” after the jump.
Sarah Jessica Parker And The Curious Case Of The Missing Mole
4:05AM Molly Friedman | The Daily Mail, that notorious rag that deconstructs celebrity faces and performs detailed analyses of every miniscule wrinkle, inflated pout, and sagging rump, has finally turned its eagle eyes towards Sarah Jessica Parker. And unlike fellow plastic surgery obsessed sites, the tab has gone beyond simply accusing the SATC behemoth of getting nips and tucks, choosing instead to focus on the famously anti-surgical enhancement star’s cute, albeit sizable, mole above her chin. You see, the British body part attack squad spotted a recent photo of SJP taken at last night’s MLB All-Star Game and jumped to the thrilling conclusion that the actress has had her trademark imperfection — the one that inspired Rex Reed to spend an entire paragraph of his mean-spirited SATC review begging her to laser off — removed once and for all. But paired with Parker’s decade-long (sometimes downright bitchy) assault on peers who dare halt the aging process with needles and knives, the photo in question does little to convince us Sarah Jessica is guilty of anything more than having enough money to hire a proper makeup artist: More »
Has Jennifer Aniston Been Spending Some Time With Dr. 90210?
9:45AM Molly Friedman | One of the all-time most popular extracurricular activities for aging actors and actresses in Hollywood is to head out to the doctor’s office on a sunny day and have a little work done. And who are we to judge? But in recent years, Tara Reid-esque fake boobs and Janet Jackson-esque tummy tucks have fell out of fashion. It’s now trendier to go in for more subtle nips and tucks and, according to sources, Jennifer Aniston may be a high-profile example. A recent OK! piece praised the newly youthful looking star, though much of their gushing is laced with surgical “experts” who seem certain Jen’s new face has gone under the knife a few more times since her whole “deviated septum” issue: More »
