11:26AM Defamer Hollywood | Wesley Snipes, the world’s surliest vampire hunter, is about to go to trial on some
SERIOUS tax evasion charges. Whoopsy daisy, seems that Blade forgot to declare and pay taxes on the $38 million that he made between 1999 and 2004 (we’re thinking he made about $38 from 2005 until the present). But The Smoking Gun, being the document sleuths that they are,
got their rubber-gloved hands on a document that Wesley filed with an Orange County (FLA, not CA) comptroller back in 2005. We used our computer’s highly advanced Ctrl+Alt+Print Screen functionality to grab the image you see above, an image so confusing that it provokes more questions than it could ever possibly answer. First off, is that a hand-drawn self-portrait? It’s like Van Gogh meets Rothko meets Rorshach! And second of all, that blood type! Does that mix with AB Negative? We must know. Lastly, that penmanship! We haven’t seen so many swirls in a signature since Peggy Sue got married. But wait, there’s more!
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