10:55AM Molly Friedman | It’s always a hoot when you show up to an audition thinking you’re just trying out for another
straight-to-DVD horror remake, only to find out afterwards that you just emoted all your talents in front of a
titan of the porn industry. In yet another display of complete parental ignorance, Dina Lohan’s decision to send Lindsay-wannabe Ali on a journey to score a part in Troll in this weekend’s
season finale of Living Lohan was kind of equivalent to sending your 14-year old daughter on a read-through of Bun Busters 13 or Breast Wishes 15. Yes, Ali’s eager efforts to make it big in showbiz has officially included a smiley “nerve-wracking” experience reciting classic lines like “Ratburgers!” in front of the multi-coloured hair piece-topped Peter Davy, responsible for discovering
gangbang queen Houston, among many other hardcore accomplishments. The clip, including Ali’s stomach-tightening attempt to impress the porn industry professionals, after the jump.
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