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Flotsam & Jetsam
Michael Lohan’s Concern For Lindsay Lohan Is A Bad Omen For All
2:45AM Foster Kamer | Michael Lohan’s worried about his daughter. Situation: critical. Robert Pattenson’s mum hates you. Who sucks more? Jon Gosselin or TLC? Tina Fey’s virginity, Madonna’s neighbour relations, Kardashian arse..ian…and much much more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
People
11:59PM Brian Moylan | [Pete Wentz hides under a gold Destro mask and carries a fake doctor's note in LA yesterday. Image via INF]
Pete-A-Boo
11:59PM Brian Moylan | [Pete Wentz hides under a gold Destro mask and carries a fake doctor's note in LA yesterday. Image via INF]
Music
Alanis Morissette And Five Other Singers Who Should Act More
2:40AM Richard Lawson | Alanis Morissette—angry/thoughtful lady-pop voice of the 90s—sometimes acts. She showed up as God in Dogma and a bisexual on Sex and the City. And now she’s appearing on Weeds for seven episodes. And we’re pretty happy about it. More »
Online
Perez Hilton Is Scared And On The Lam
3:00AM Foster Kamer | Infamous gossip monger/dirtbag Perez Hilton has maybe had the worst week of his life. And it’s beginning to show: Perez is blogging scared. Is this the end for him? More »
People
Gossip Roundup: Ashlee Simpson Gets Downright Trashy
10:46PM the cajun boy | Ashlee Simpson got drunk at a party and made a spectacle of herself by screaming at Pete Wentz’s ex Michelle Trachtenberg, Brad Pitt shares hygiene secrets, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush marriage rumours swirl, and Chris Pine dumped Audrina Patridge. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Spencer Pratt, Aka ‘The Great White,’ Makes ‘Music History’
8:49PM the cajun boy | The Hills’ Spencer Pratt’s hot new rap single drops on iTunes, Britney sports a two-piece, Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo artist can’t spell and fucked up her new ink, some crazed Idol fan attempted to strangle Simon Cowell’s ex-girlfriend outside the show’s studio after the finale, and Amy Winehouse is in the hospital AGAIN! More »
‘Bad News – It’s Starting to Fall Out, Boy.’
5:28AM Defamer Hollywood | [Former pop idol Pete Wentz gets his hair did in Beverly Hills; image via Bauer-Griffin] saythatscool’s new line beats the original, “Don’t Make It Look Stupid Or Anything.” More »Pete Wentz Loves Guzzling Ashlee Simpson’s Breast Milk
9:55AM Jess McGuire | And why wouldn’t he?
Actually, that headline is a bit of an exaggeration on my part. It’s just “Pete Wentz Tastes His Wife’s Breast Milk And Isn’t All That Into It” seemed so boring, you know? Anyway, Pete has apparently tested the nutritious product of Ashlee Simpson’s norgs. Isn’t that interesting?
Rocker Pete Wentz has tasted his wife Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk, describing it as “soury and weird”. The couple welcomed their first child, Bronx Mowgli, last month (Nov08), and the Fall Out Boy star admits although he won’t be trying Simpson’s milk again, the tot can’t get enough.
Whoa, whoa – slow down, Pete. Do you mind repeating this crazy theory you have about breast milk and babies? More » 
Who Will Play Role Of Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend In Papa Joe’s Sequel To ‘Pimp My Daughter’?
9:20AM Molly Friedman | At this point in Jessica Simpson’s sad, sad career, it’s become clear that her only chance of making headlines is by sleeping with a new guy, getting dumped by that new guy, or whining over one of the many guys who’ve dumped and/or slept with her. As we learned this week, her most recent conquest — QB Tony Romo, who Jessica called “her future husband” in Glamour’s March issue before admitting that “this article could come out and Tony and I could be broken up” — rid himself of the Game Day Curse just as her ex-fling John Mayer was popping up all over the weeklies swapping spit with Jennifer Aniston and her fembot nips. Naturally, Jessica reacted by drinking herself silly and, we presume, making several late-night calls to her Dadager, Papa Joe, requesting her next romantic PR stunt stat. So the question is: which lucky bachelors will Joe pay off set her up with this time to guarantee continuous coverage of his darling daughter? Our suggestions, after the jump.
