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Where Teary Lindsay Lohan And St. Elmo’s Fire Meet In The Middle
3:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We’re not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it’s awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Weekend Gossip Roundup: More »
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Could Sexxxy Nudes Help PETA?
7:27AM Hamilton Nolan | I wonder what would happen if PETA made a commercial with Pamela Anderson looking sexxxy and other sexxxy nude people? We may never know. [Adrants]
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Gwyneth’s Breasts Take Barcelona By Storm!
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Gwyneth needs a better bra. The gays need not beg to kiss George Clooney. And Megan Fox knows she doesn’t need a sex tape. All that and more in your today’s Gossip Roundup! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Violent Happy Meal Toys Totally Unnoticed
12:35AM Hamilton Nolan | PETA’s gift to children: “Unhappy Meals” containing “a ‘menacing, knife-wielding’ Ronald McDonald cutout, a ketchup packet disguised as chicken blood, a plastic chicken covered in ‘blood’ and a ‘McCruelty’ t-shirt.” Less violent than a GI Joe Kids Meal! [Deceiver]
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10:15AM Jess McGuire | Personally, I refuse to believe that George Clooney’s sweat was nearly used to make tofu flavouring at PETA’s request, but that’s what The Internet™ is saying and it is my duty to inform you of such idiocy, so let’s get on with it. More »
Would You Eat George Clooney’s Sweat?
10:15AM Jess McGuire | Personally, I refuse to believe that George Clooney’s sweat was nearly used to make tofu flavouring at PETA’s request, but that’s what The Internet™ is saying and it is my duty to inform you of such idiocy, so let’s get on with it. More » 
Resurgent Mickey Rourke Throws Weight Behind Sterilization, George W. Bush
7:52AM Kyle Buchanan | Misshapen comeback kid Mickey Rourke’s been on an upswing since his Golden Globe win, but the real drama is whether he can stay out of his own way until the Oscars finally get here. More »
Pamela Anderson Sinks Her Cruelty-Free Claws Into Cate Blanchett
8:40AM Kyle Buchanan | The notable celebrity feuds of late have all been between well-matched pugilists: take the Battle of the British Funnymen (starring Ricky Gervais and Simon Pegg) or the Jewish Comic Conflict of ‘08 (pitting Sarah Silverman against Jackie Mason). Now, though, word has broken about a feud between two stars so different, it’s hard to imagine them even sharing airspace: fulsome serial divorcer Pamela Anderson and Oscar-honoured Cate Blanchett. More »
BB Producers Surprised To Find That Exceedingly Large Amounts Of Money Will Not Stop Pamela Anderson Fighting For Animal Rights
10:54AM Clem Bastow | Surely they must’ve seen this one coming – Pamela Anderson, in the country to film a stint in the Big Brother house, and apparently paid loads to do so – has continued her animal rights campaigning for PETA while down under, requesting meetings with Kevin Rudd to discuss live exports, and so on.
But, somewhat deliciously, her main target is KFC, otherwise known as one of Big Brother’s major sponsors.
Suddenly BB are wishing they’d gone with Tara Reid.
Less than five hours after arriving in Australia yesterday, the 41-year-old ambassador for animal welfare group PETA announced that tomorrow she would deliver a letter protesting KFC’s treatment of chickens to a Gold Coast KFC outlet.
The letter and accompanying video – addressed to Albert Baladi, the managing director of KFC’s Australian parent company – claims the fast food chain’s suppliers scald chickens to death in defeathering tanks.
The serial Playboy bunny admitted she had agreed to appear on Ten’s reality TV show because she was being paid “a lot”.
“Much more than I’m worth. I had to come. I can’t believe it,” she said. Asked if her pay cheque of was in excess of $500,000, she replied: “I don’t want to say how much, but it was a lot.”
Awesome, I love Pammy – pocketing the cash, saying she doesn’t care who sponsors the show, and staying true to what she believes in. That’s the spirit!
More » PETA Would Rather Tinker With Sharon Stone’s Brain Than Wear Fur
9:00AM Defamer Hollywood | It’s no secret that Sharon Stone is batshit crazy. But while most people laugh and make snarky comments (like us), the folks at PETA have decided to actually do something about it. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals organisation is offering Ms. Stone one free brain scan in an effort to improve her compassion. And compassion is something that she has been lacking lately. Not only did she suggest that those terrible earthquakes in China were the result of bad karma for how they treat Tibet, she also frequently wears fur. See how PETA thinks they can help her after the jump. More »
