2:35AM Defamer Hollywood | Though the French have a knack for embracing the most embarrassing elements of American culture, not even Jerry Lewis could have prepared us for
JCVD, the
shockingly acclaimed Cannes sensation featuring washed-up action star Jean-Claude Van Damme. A postmodern drama that stars the Muscles from Brussels as himself, we’ve brought you the
awkward teaser trailer (wherein Van Damme stumbles upon a
JCVD casting call, then argues for a more believable character motivation: cocaine) and now we’re happy to announce that Peace Arch Entertainment has picked the film up for U.S. distribution.