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8:30AM Jess McGuire | Did you know Pauline Hanson has a Twitter account? I didn’t, until I received a notification she had begun following Defamer Australia. I must admit, for a while there I wasn’t convinced it was the genuine article (are you really Twittering about Nickelback, Pauline? No,
really?) but now I’m starting to believe it really is Australia’s favourite non-Passion Pop swilling, non-shagger of Harley Davidson riding army commandos utilising social networking sites to further her career.
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Pauline Hanson’s Incredibly Revealing Twitter Account
8:30AM Jess McGuire | Did you know Pauline Hanson has a Twitter account? I didn’t, until I received a notification she had begun following Defamer Australia. I must admit, for a while there I wasn’t convinced it was the genuine article (are you really Twittering about Nickelback, Pauline? No,
really?) but now I’m starting to believe it really is Australia’s favourite non-Passion Pop swilling, non-shagger of Harley Davidson riding army commandos utilising social networking sites to further her career.
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4:11PM Kym Weathersten | Hmmm, is it wrong that I found news that a forensic anatomist has supported Pauline Hanson’s claims she is not the woman in the nude photos published by one of the Sunday papers over the weekend disappointing? Because I do. More »
Expert Declares Pauline Hanson Didn’t Get Naked For Saucy Photographs
4:11PM Kym Weathersten | Hmmm, is it wrong that I found news that a forensic anatomist has supported Pauline Hanson’s claims she is not the woman in the nude photos published by one of the Sunday papers over the weekend disappointing? Because I do. More »
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11:29AM Jess McGuire | You’ll never guess what’s happened in the Pauline Hanson/Jack Johnson photo “scandal” – Pauline’s denying the photos are her! The six-franger bangin’ David Oldfield reckons the photographs may be proof of a secret affair, which would be very damaging to Pauline’s reputation, but also excellent marketing! But not if the snaps aren’t real! OH MY GOD, IT’S ALMOST TOO MUCH FOR ME! More »
Some More Twists And Turns In The Pauline Hanson Saucy Photo Story…
11:29AM Jess McGuire | You’ll never guess what’s happened in the Pauline Hanson/Jack Johnson photo “scandal” – Pauline’s denying the photos are her! The six-franger bangin’ David Oldfield reckons the photographs may be proof of a secret affair, which would be very damaging to Pauline’s reputation, but also excellent marketing! But not if the snaps aren’t real! OH MY GOD, IT’S ALMOST TOO MUCH FOR ME! More »
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9:41AM Jess McGuire | Well, I don’t know about the rest of you, but the following bit of news certainly helped me sober up after a big Friday night. More »
Pauline Hanson In Nude Photo Scandal SHOCK!
9:41AM Jess McGuire | Well, I don’t know about the rest of you, but the following bit of news certainly helped me sober up after a big Friday night. More »
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2:32PM Jess McGuire | I suppose 44º could be aptly described as a cold day in hell, so we’re hopeful that putting Liberian lothario Mr Timon James in contact with Pauline Hanson will lead to a wedding. Mr James recently got in touch about our piece from last year about the former One Nation leader’s quest for love, and if you ask me, he sounds like he gets Pauline in a way that her current beau, Hollywood actor Brendan Fraser, never could.
Here is Timon James’ letter to us. I hope you’re reading excitedly, Pauline!
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Attention Pauline Hanson: This Charming Man Would Like To Take You Out Some Time
2:32PM Jess McGuire | I suppose 44º could be aptly described as a cold day in hell, so we’re hopeful that putting Liberian lothario Mr Timon James in contact with Pauline Hanson will lead to a wedding. Mr James recently got in touch about our piece from last year about the former One Nation leader’s quest for love, and if you ask me, he sounds like he gets Pauline in a way that her current beau, Hollywood actor Brendan Fraser, never could.
Here is Timon James’ letter to us. I hope you’re reading excitedly, Pauline!
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Pauline Hanson Is In Luck – She Just Got Picked Up!
1:59PM Jess McGuire | Good news for Pauline Hanson! After a disappointing few years romance wise which resulted in the former professional political idiot asking Channel Seven to help find her a man, it seems she’s finally found love again.
Reports the Herald Sun:
Has Pauline Hanson, longtime pin-up girl for Australia’s Far Right, found a new Mr Right? The flame-haired ex-pollie has been spotted getting very cosy.
The Herald Sun goes on to describe the man Pauline was spotted dining with at a Queensland restaurant. Ladies and Gays, prepare to feel bitterly jealous. More » 
Attention Mount Isa: We May Have Located The Answer To Your Woman Trouble
4:52PM Jess McGuire | God bless the internet. After writing yesterday about Mount Isa mayor John Molony’s emotional plea for the less attractive female members of society to move to the small town in order to help the lonely men in town get some romantic relief, I was pleased to read the following comment from a concerned citizen willing to get her hands (and, presumably, other parts) dirty in the name of love.
OK, I’m game!! If there is a man over there that can keep up with me, fine, probably not though. I’m 61 years old, work full time 58 hours a week, (correctional officer in a men’s max unit). 5′2″ tall, (about) 100 pounds soaking wet, honestly, haven’t weight myself, size one and I look darn good.
She continues…
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Pauline Hanson: Looking For Love In All The Televised Places
8:59AM Jess McGuire | Being Pauline Hanson isn’t easy. Sure, thousands of Antipodeans – uncomfortable by the presence of an Asian section in their local supermarket – think of her as a strong, courageous type, a woman who was unafraid to throw political correctness, charisma, and eloquence out the window in order to put forward her astounding What’s With Slanty Eyed Foreigners? argument during her maiden speech to federal parliament back in the heady days of the mid-nineties. But is the lingering kudos from Mr and Mrs Hick McRedneck enough to keep Pauline warm during these cold, lonely nights?
It would seem not.
(Pauline Hanson has) confirmed she has been “casually” approached by Channel Seven to star in her own dating show in the tradition of Nine’s mega-hit A Farmer Wants A Wife.
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Oh Great! Pauline Hanson Has Launched Another Political Party!
1:49PM Jess McGuire | There’s nothing we like better than a party, any kind of party, so we’re totally fucking STOKED to hear that Pauline Hanson is getting her arse into gear and organising a new political “knees up”!
Says The Age…
Former One Nation party founder Pauline Hanson has put her name to a new party which she hopes will help her win a Senate spot at the next election.
More than a decade after she first entered Federal Parliament, Ms Hanson has launched a new political party – Pauline’s United Australia Party.
United Australia? Who could be upset with the idea of a United Australia!?
“The big parties cannot be trusted,” she said in a statement today.
“Labor’s union thugs will bash up small business and the farmers, and we will all suffer.
“Mr Howard has sold us out by not halting further Muslim immigration and dumping hapless refugees from Africa on us without any consultation. Australia must withdraw ASAP from the 1951 UN Convention on refugees.”
Oh. You mean that sort of ‘United’, Pauline.
Can’t you busy yourself with more jail time, or at least continuing your tango education? More » 