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Twilight: Eclipse Makes The GDP Of Anguilla In One Day
4:25AM Richard Lawson | That’s a lot of money! Anguilla must be so embarrassed. Also today: Meryl Streep as the Iron Lady, two vampiresses team up to kill people, Judd Apatow heads to the Playhouse, and Scream finds another victim. More »
Inside A Pee Wee-Starring ‘Happiness 2′ and a Peter Gallagher- Retaining ‘Center Stage 2′
4:50AM Defamer US Edition | Undaunted by the poor reception accorded Hamlet 2, Hollywood is pressing on with two even more unlikely sequels: one likely to provoke an excited “Oh my gahhh!” the other, simply an “Oh my.” We’ll start with the latter: strange as it may seem, Variety reports that Todd Solondz is moving ahead with an “untitled part-sequel, part-companion piece” to his incredibly unsettling 1998 comedy Happiness. If the idea of a Happiness 2 makes you feel just this far from being completely hysterical 24 hours a day, why not meet its unlikely cast of Pee-Wee Herman, Demi Moore, and Emma Thompson! No, this is not a delayed April Fool’s Joke, and there is thus far no word on who will be masturbating on, near, or about whom, but the project will begin shooting this October in San Juan, Puerto Rico (naturally).
The Hoff Openly Horny For Male Britney Impersonator
9:00AM Seth | On America’s Got Talent last night, David Hasselhoff was refreshingly candid about the stirrings in his loins elicited by Drag Britney. [AGT] Step! Two, Three, Ball, Step, Ball, Reverse, Change! Watch out stars—Lance means business! [Mollygood] In this new promotional shot from Land of the Lost, Will Ferrell stands next to the kind of Sleestak you might imagine posing for pictures at Disneyland. [First Showing] Mmmm…Hannah Montana Sweet & Sour Gummi Cocks. [BWE.tv] And last but not least, it’s Paul Reubens’s birthday today. In his honour, enjoy the entire Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special. Happy birthday, Pee-wee! Mm…Birthday cakey. [YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube] More »Celebrity Tattoo Horrors: Why Inking Bald Britney And Bob Barker’s Menacing Grin Is Never A Good Idea
4:30AM Molly Friedman | At some point in all our lives, we must ask ourselves: to tattoo or not to tattoo? We have yet to take the plunge, but when and if we do, we most certainly will not be inking our bodies with Pee Wee Herman, Bald Britney or (gasp!) Patrick Swayze as a centaur. But as a photo gallery over at EW proves, there are more than enough insane fans out there who are so in love with their favourite stars that they’ve etched a permanent image of their visage on their bodies. One might think a popular celebrity tat would be, say, Pamela Anderson or Scarlett Johansson, or maybe even Brangelina. But, sadly, it seems the sort of fan who goes through the pain of imprinting rainbow-coloured images of their idols are mainly of the Jack Jordan stalker variety. The bad, the ugly, and the downright nightmarish tattoos in question, after the jump. More »