8:45AM Defamer Hollywood | Though no stranger to the inevitable backlash a comedian with indie cred will suffer by cashing the occasional easy paycheck to participate in a family film with no greater artistic aim than briefly quieting a theater full of overmedicated six-year-olds, onetime
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Curious George cameo-maker David Cross was nevertheless unprepared for the intensity with which overflowing handfuls of critical excrement hit his personal fan for deciding to join the cast of current box office juggernaut
Alvin and Chipmunks. Inspired by a “snide comment” recently directed his way by
Ratatouille’s Patton Oswalt, who had previously turned down the same
Chipmunks part but had the good fortune of being offered a voiceover role in an Oscar-quality CGI-critter film,
Cross takes to his website to explain the series of Mitigating Factors that went into that particular career choice:
Hello, David here. I’ve internally debated the merits of addressing my appearance in, (and thus tacit condoning of) “Alvin and The Chipmunks”. I am not stupid nor unobservant. I knew going into this movie that I would be eating a lot of delicious shit for it.
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