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Flotsam & Jetsam

10 Things From Comic-Con That You Need To Know About

6:00AM Brian Moylan | Why bother going to San Diego for Comic-Con when you can just sit in your living room and read all the good coverage of it! Now, when you talk to your nerdy sci-fi friends, you won’t look like an idiot. More »

Superdelegate Shocker: Jon Cryer Sighted at McCain Fundraiser!

5:45AM Defamer Hollywood | As the man who brought us Pretty in Pink’s Duckie, you might expect Jon Cryer to have a special affinity for those born on the wrong side of the tracks: the poor, the outcast, even the sexually ambiguous. However, it’s apparently his role in Hot Shots! that Cryer identifies with most, because he turned up this week at a fundraiser for another easily downed Naval pilot: presidential candidate John McCain. In fact, according to Fox News, McCain met on Monday with a veritable Who’s Who (no, seriously: who?) of Hollywood celebrities at the Beverly Hills Hilton in an attempt to solicit money from the group he hates the most. After the jump, the list of celebs in attendance (there’s no Dennis Hopper, but trust us, you don’t want to miss it):

‘The View’ Audience In Critical Condition After Patricia Heaton Devours All Available Oxygen

10:50AM Seth | We have a solution to the global energy crisis: harness Patricia Heaton’s mouth! (We especially like the stormy thought-bubble over Barbara Walter’s head reading, “Wrap it up, you long-winded hag.” Nice touch!) [The View] Were you, like us, expecting Disney Hall to transform into a giant, Iron Man-pulverizing, mechanized beast? Oh well. There’s always the sequel. [Curbed LA] Finally, we get confirmation of the “Mr. Big Kicks-It” rumour that has been plaguing our dreams for months. The truth is…Mr. Big…definitely doesn’t…not…live! Maybe! [USAToday.com] And finally: George Clooney rocking a tux the way a tux was meant to be rocked. [Faded Youth Blog] More »

Missing: One Celebrity Belly Button And One Sense Of Inhibition

9:15AM Molly Friedman | It’s no longer shocking to see a celebrity waltzing around the beach post-op (Courtney Love, anyone?) but, thankfully, most celebs remember to remove their bandages before donning their itsy bitsys. But what if said bandages are there for life? And in the form of their own flesh? Well, if they belong to surgery-happy Patricia Heaton, we will all have the pleasure of viewing them! In light of recent photos showing Ray Romano’s television wife in her bikini and missing one bellybutton, the Huffington Post dug up some slightly unreadable details on the magically disappearing must-have and the revelations, like the photos, are not pretty: “My belly button was herniated. Then there was that skin that hung there. It didn’t work to suck it in. It wouldn’t have mattered if I had done 1,000 sit-ups. “ More pictures, if you dare, after the jump. More »