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Lindsay Lohan Understands Importance Of Traffic Signs A Few DUIs Too Late

4:53AM Molly Friedman | Is it possible that Lindsay Lohan has not only achieved sobriety but also a knack for irony to rival Jon Stewart? At a party celebrating her Paper Magazine cover yesterday (which features a sour-looking badass version of the Lindsay we once loved to hate), LiLo decided to show up wearing a “skirt” emblazoned with neon traffic signs (is it just us, or does that look less like a “skirt” and more like a tube top?). We hope that Eli Roth was in attendance at the party so he could exact revenge on the ageist nip-flasher by loudly muttering “too Spencer’s” as she strutted by. More »

Paper Mag’s Top Ten Worst Nude Scenes Are Disturbingly Delicious

10:02AM Molly Friedman | Normally the opportunity to see celebs naked on film is worthy of spending whatever it takes to buy the DVD and add it to your dirty collection. Heather Graham in Boogie Nights comes to mind, as does Halle Berry in Monster’s Ball. But when folks like Philip Seymour Hoffman and Kathy Bates are flashing their naughty bits in crystal clear HD, we tend to shut our eyes fast the way we do whenever a particularly gruesome scene from the Saw franchise comes on. Nevertheless, Paper Magazine compiled a totally excellent Top Ten list of the worst nude scenes they’ve ever seen and, while the images aren’t pretty, they’re still perfect for a good cry/laugh for a Friday afternoon. Some NSFW stills from his list we managed to wrangle after the jump, if you dare… More »