11:14AM Seth | Having perhaps developed a new sense of perspective on What Really Matters since surviving a
kale-induced gastrointestinal attack, Gwyneth Paltrow has again emerged from self-imposed career hiatus to deliver an important announcement on the current state of her always-tentative relationship to stardom. Sadly, however, the words “red-carpeted hole in my soul that no amount of baby-burping can fill” appear nowhere in the declaration, as the actress
tells U.K. magazine Now that she currently has no immediate plans to return to Hollywood’s ass-kissy embrace:
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