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People

In The Eye Of The Levi Johnston Media Hurricane

5:27AM Brian Moylan | At this very moment, Levi Johnston is undressing for a Playgirl photo shoot. But last night he was at The Box accepting an award from Fleshbot while a scrum of reporters poked and probed the Wasilla boy for a story. More »
People

Levi’s Johnston Watch: Manhood Challenges And Shoot Details

9:04AM Brian Moylan | It’s been quite a day for Levi Johnston. First Page Six speculated about the size of his wang, and now he is furious with NBC over a skit Conan and William Shatner did based on his fake Twitter account. More »
People

Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry About The Size Of Your Penis

7:31PM Azaria Jagger | Oh no! Page Six says Levi Johnston has reached the inevitable size-anxiety portion of his pre-Playgirl mental training, making this the perfect time for some thinly-veiled lies about why we will love him even in the event of weird-looking weiner. More »
Online

Page Six Discovers Facebook, Celebrity Hate Groups

12:30AM Foster Kamer | Talk about A-Yo Technology. Page Six recently discovered people on Facebook! Being mean to celebrities! Meaner than them, even. Unfortunately, the people hating celebrities on Facebook aren’t funny. Also, they’ve clearly never read comments on D-Listed. Next: Twitter! [Page Six]
Big Screen

How Gay Is Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes?

7:41AM Gabriel Snyder | Did Page Six get you all excited this morning about the possibility of Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law doing a steamy gay love scene in Guy Ritchie’s upcoming Sherlock Holmes? We scoured the screenplay for the movie’s gayest scene. More »
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Wanted: Gossip Lord Rupert Murdoch Seeks Handmaiden

6:35AM Ryan Tate | World’s most powerful newspaper gossip column seeks promising scandalmonger among unwashed Twitter hoardes to replace second in command. Willingness to smear boss’ enemies a must, as is an ability to hold your liquor and hang out in strip clubs. More »

It’s ‘Page Six’ Vs. Nick Broomfield in Battle of Current-Events Sensationalists

2:35AM Defamer Hollywood | Knowing what we know about the traction (or lack thereof) among Iraq films these days, it was curious to see Page Six a few weeks back bashing the tense, tiny drama Battle For Haditha. Directed by noted documentary provocateur Nick Broomfield (Kurt and Courtney, Biggie and Tupac) and even lacking American distribution (though it does open a one-off run Friday in New York), Haditha nevertheless triggered a strong reaction from the gossip mavens: “MASSACRE FLICK CALLED FAKE,” their headline screamed, sandwiched between items about Russell Simmons and Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester. We know! We were as surprised as you are: More »

8:21AM Defamer Hollywood | Leave it to Page Six to out the the players named in yesterday’s showdown at Showtime. After revealing who the accused, the accuser, and the birthday boy caught in the middle of the “email [that] is the talk of Hollywood” are, the Sixers even managed to take a stab at their rival, The NY Daily News. Apparently Mr. Untouchable, cast as the villain in the anonymous email, used to work for the Daily News! P6: Perfecting subtlety since 1977. [NY Post] More »