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Christopher Walken Taps Into Your Primitive Urges
3:51PM Amrita Rajan | Angelina Jolie as a scary Lolita, Michael Jackson is Elizabeth Taylor’s new favourite prophet and Christopher Walken does terrible things to a chicken. Gossip is served! More »
Big Screen
The Defamer Guide To Saving The Oscars
6:30AM Richard Rushfield | The show may or may not get higher ratings than an Idol finale, but the subject of who will host and produce the 82nd Academy Awards telecast remains Hollywood’s perennial obsession. More »
The Notorious B.I.G. Movie Looks Sure To Hypnotize
6:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Grab your 40 and roll a blunt: The trailer for Notorious has finally hit the interweb. With Brooklyn rapper Gravy (née Jamal Woolard) playing Biggie and Derek Luke as P. Diddy, we can’t wait for this one. But will the film be a fitting legacy to one of the greatest rappers of all time? It’s hard to say from this teaser, which offers only a few glimpses of actual footage. Still, those glimpses are pretty awesome: Biggie as a little kid counting money? That pinstripe suit? Gold, Jerry, gold. On the other hand, the film is being released on Jan. 16, 2009 — historically a studio dumping ground. If it was really “sicker than your average,” wouldn’t Fox Searchlight drop it over Christmas? Only time will tell, but for now, the trailer holds us over after the jump. More »
Celebrities: More People Who Sarah Palin Will Have Fired
6:10AM Defamer Hollywood | Now that the McCain/Palin ticket has usurped Barack Obama to become the official celebrity story of the day, actual celebrities are weighing in on Palin, and the reception is mixed. Following in the footsteps of Palin critics Lindsay Lohan and Albert Brooks, here’s the latest roundup of stars going political: More »
Words Of Wisdom From P Diddy: “I Just Finished Running, I Just Finished Breathing… I’m Alive!”
1:04PM Jess McGuire | P Diddy is actually running. He’s running. With ten fingers and ten toes.
Uh-huh. Words to live by. More » 
P. Diddy Urges Calm and Prayer as ‘Bitchass’ Levels Reach Record High
4:45AM Defamer Hollywood | The revelations unfolding this summer over at Diddy Blog — your home for crystalline cultural commentary by P. Diddy himself — have enlightened us on subjects ranging from Barack Obama to black superheroism to Lil’ Wayne’s bulletproof success tips. But we aren’t sure how Diddy will surpass the insight of his most recent entry, in which the mogul clues viewers in to an unforeseen crisis devastating everything in its path. We also can’t determine to what degree we ourselves are responsible for the “bitchassness” and other Internet hating cited herein, but last we checked, our non-ashy lips and robust weed supply suggest Defamer is not responsible for any part of the epidemic — whatever the epidemic actually is. Anyway, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, so read on and watch your back. The bitchasses are coming. More »The Brazilian: Not Just For Women (Or Brazilians) Anymore
9:35AM Defamer Hollywood | Let’s say you’re a dude and you’re looking for a way to make your undercarriage feel “so fresh and so clean.” Then do what Puff Daddy and Jay-Z are doing and get yourself a Brazilian wax. That’s right, two of our most famous rap stars have admitted to—how can we put it delicately?— applying molten wax to their nuts and arse cracks and having the hair ripped out of the follicle. Ladies have been doing this forever, and it’s about time men started sharing their pain. More »Blame France for the New Screenwriting Diddy
10:25AM Defamer Hollywood | He can rap! He can act! He can produce (music AND plays)! He’s the dapperest of gentlemen ever to be accused of assault, bribery, shootings, sweatshop labour, a fatal stampede and making coats out of dogs! And now Diddy has a new occupation: screenwriter. According to the always reliable entertainment news service WENN, Diddy was “so inspired” by this year’s Cannes Film Festival that he decided to venture into feature writing. But wasn’t the festival like two days ago, you ask? Yes, yes it was. Apparently, Mr. Puffycombs wastes no time making his brand new dreams come true. More »
