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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne
5:57AM Seth | 2/15 - Saw SHARON & OZZY OSBOURNE in the lounge at the Chateau Marmont. They both looked terrific, dressed in black of course, and dined with some other rocker types. My friends in town from Minneapolis were impressed, but were hoping for a LiLo sighting. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.au.] More »
2:44AM STV | Hollywood PrivacyWatch: 10/21 — So I’m at the lab next to the CitiBank in Burbank, minding my own business, and I look out the window at the parking lot, and there’s this guy who looks like Ozzy Osbourne getting into an Audi station wagon, and I’m saying to myself, you know, that guy looks like Ozzy, but he’s moving kinda well, no shaking. And then I see Sharon Osbourne getting into the back. And there was Kelly Osbourne in a Mercedes behind them. No carpooling in this family, evidently. Sorry, but that was cool. See? Post-production has its rewards. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.] More »
WGA Issues Fatwa Against Cheapskate Producers of ‘Osbournes’ Variety Show
8:49AM Seth | On the heels of the Tyler Perry’s House of Payne labour controversy—in which WGA heads Patric Verrone and Michael Winship filed an angry grievance with the National Labour Relations Board, demanding restitution for “an abused writing staff forced to churn out sitcom dialogue with a pistol pressed to their temples by the world’s wealthiest, union-busting grandma-with-a-dick,”—comes yet another fiery piece of rhetoric from the militant duo. This time, they target Fox’s planned Osbourne family variety show, for which producer FremantleMedia is hoping they can get their snappy repartee wholesale. An excerpt from their letter: More »
‘America’s Got Talent’ Impersonator Fools Even World’s Foremost Ozzyologist, Sharon Osbourne
7:45AM Seth | Whether gathering the family ’round to marvel at the sheer Coors-can-devastating force of Busty Heart’s exercise-ball-sized melons, or simply gasping in amazement as octuple-jointed youngster Victoria braids her limbs into a human challah bread, you never quite know what form America’s talent will take on America’s Got Talent. On last night’s show, for example, we were treated to that Las Vegas showroom mainstay—the celebrity impersonator—effecting the guise of addled Godfather of Metal, Ozzy Osbourne. So chillingly spot-on was the performance that Ozzy’s own wife, Talent judge Sharon Osbourne, admitted not even she could tell the impostor from her own husband. She then insisted he drop his pants and proceeded to examine the contestant thoroughly; satisfied he bore none of Ozzy’s distinguishing cigarette burns or The Catheter Bag of Darkness, she was happy to move the doppelganger onto the next round of competition. More »Short Ends: Martha Makes Us Squirm Yet Again
6:40AM Defamer Hollywood | No, it’s not Martha Stewart sharing the story of a friend who went “into the wild” and never returned. Nor is it Joey Pants discussing suicide and clinical depression. But the above clip of The View co-host Sherri Shepherd (who, we’re discovering, may have something of an anal/genital fixation) and Martha snip-snipping away at parallel Halloween costume while saying the word “crotch” with alarming frequency makes us uncomfortable in a new and exciting way. Are we getting a little weirdly obsessed with this show and Stewart’s uncanny recent ability to produce moments that give us the willies? Maybe so. But? Crotch. Crotchcrotchcrotch. · Good news: Jon Stewart’s signed on for another two more years of Daily Show duty. · For those who feel the Teri Hatcher mask might be too creative a Halloween choice, here are some safer, less imaginative costume alternatives. · Now Ashton Kutcher knows why he’s had unexpected sexual feelings while watching The Osbournes. Someone should probably tell the people trying to drop pounds as quickly as The Biggest Loser contestants that all the weight loss on the show is done with CGI and creative editing. More »Sharon And Ozzy Tell British Tabloid “Paris Hilton Had Sex With Jack!”
10:52PM Jess McGuire | Not in so many words, mind you. But it does seem the list of Paris Hilton’s spadger-friends has just grown a little longer if The Sun is to be believed.
OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE have revealed that son JACK once bedded jailbird PARIS HILTON.
The pair outed Jack’s secret when I caught up with them in Ozzy’s dressing room before last night’s triumphant Wembley Arena gig.BR>And I’d imagine the air (or should that be heir) will be bluer than normal when Jack hears his parents have blabbed about the time he, er, checked into the Hilton.
Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of KELLY or AMY — which one was it, Sharon?â€
Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.†Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!â€
Jack’s special friend, eh?
There’s a horizontal pairing which should haunt our dreams for the next week or so. More » 