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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Big Screen

Teresa Palmer Struck Down By Severe Case Of Facebook Oversharing

11:25AM Jess McGuire | You all remember Teresa Palmer, right? I am fairly sure she’s an Australian actress of some description, although for the life of me I cannot think of a single role she’s played (this may be due to a case of post Golden Plains brain). The only thing I know about her for sure is that she briefly won the heart of Russell Brand before losing the heart of Russell Brand. And sandwiching the unsuccessful Russell Brand experience appears to be Topher Grace, who we discovered was “just good friends” with Teresa back in July of 2007, and who now appears to be the goddamn love of her life. How do we know this? How does anyone know anything any more these days? FACEBOOK. Teresa Palmer may play coy on her Hollywood boyfriend Topher Grace in interviews, but she’s been unable to resist showing her love for him on Facebook. More »
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Kim Kardashian On Her Breasts: They’re Real, and They’re Spectacularly Inappropriate

8:40AM Kyle Buchanan | Bloggers may face perilous, uncertain futures these days — but not Kim Kardashian! The reality star and Dancing with the Stars bootee has taken to the blogging format like a badonkadonked fish in water. First, Kardashian used her forum to dispute the automobile allegations made against her by a Defamer tipster, and now she’s posted an impassioned defense of her naturally fulsome physique. It seems that Kardashian is so tired of rumours that she’s had plastic surgery that she’s decided to disprove them once and for all — using a queasy-making photograph of herself in a bikini at age 14: More »
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Friday, July 11, 2008

Brooke Hogan’s Worst Year Ever Documented For Celebreality Posterity

11:15AM Seth | Brooke Hogan, the Saddest Reality Star on Earth, popped by GMA this morning to plug her new VH1 show Brooke Knows Best, where she was made to react to all the truly awful things to happen to her this year. By way of review: Her brother’s best friend was left brain dead from a racing accident with her brother Nick Hogan at the wheel, for which he is currently serving an eight-month sentence. Also, her mother filed for divorce from her famous wrestler dad, and is now dating a 19-year-old. And where most of us would choose to cope with a year of unthinkable tragedy and heartache by, say, not submitting ourselves to 24-hour reality film crew documenting every emotional breakdown, Brooke has chosen the perhaps more challenging route, and done precisely that. To her credit, were it us in that situation, we’d probably be shitfaced and trying to make out with Sam Champion—but Hogan manages to admirably hold it all together. Let’s hope she doesn’t wind up being shuffled through the VH1 Celebreality repertory, and wind up roomies with Natasha Lyonne on Celebrity Rehab, or judging a hot-fudge-massage contest on her own competitive dating show, Hogan On To Love. More »
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