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Monday, October 12, 2009
People

Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire-Driven Conversation Is Passe

1:35AM Foster Kamer | Kristen Stewart hates talking Twilight as much as I do. Jimmy Kimmel’s schtupping his writer, A-Rod’s batting better when schtupping Kate Hudson, Miley Cyrus sucks at tipping, Jon Gosselin sucks like he did yesterday. Presenting your Sunday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Saturday, April 11, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam

Real-Life Gossip Girls Will All End Up Crazy Hamptons Hermits

12:31AM Richard Lawson | Only a little news trickles out of Passover-quieted Hollywood, but we press on regardless. Melora Hardin lands a role, Showtime slows down, Gossip Girl gets real, Osama gets acquitted, and Grey Gardens gets lauded. More »
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Friday, August 3, 2007

Bizarre bin Laden Love Triangle May Yet Be The Death Of Bobby Brown

7:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Brace yourselves for heartbreak, because Al Qaeda may be targeting one of our proudest national treasures: deranged, pooper-scooping love clown Bobby Brown. Osama Bin Laden once allegedly wanted to rip off Bobby’s infidel wang and stab him in the heart with it for daring to possess his fondest lady love, Whitney Houston; aware of the powerful hold Houston’s doodie-bubbles can have over a man, the divorced Brown is apparently convinced he’s still Enemy No. 1 and has beefed up security on his Australian tour, according to Rush & Molloy: Brown said in Melbourne: “I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won’t happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power. More »
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