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1:15AM Foster Kamer | If sparkly vampires shit in the woods, would you listen? Did Michael Jackson drink Pepsi? Is Amy Winehouse on drugs again? Does being Ashley Durpre get you invited to parties? Is Jay-Z still gangster? Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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1:15AM Foster Kamer | If sparkly vampires shit in the woods, would you listen? Did Michael Jackson drink Pepsi? Is Amy Winehouse on drugs again? Does being Ashley Durpre get you invited to parties? Is Jay-Z still gangster? Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » 
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Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
8:05PM Andrew Belonsky | Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha’s Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It’s Monday’s Gossip Roundup! More »
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Love Forces Orlando Bloom To Walk Away From New Pirates Sequel
9:59PM the cajun boy | Orlando Bloom passes on playing Will Turner to be with his girlfriend, Megan Fox thinks zombies are sexy, Tara Reid is quite skinny, Paris Hilton claims to have inspired Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse almost dies after a binge. More »
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12:13PM Jess McGuire | While the couple in question are yet to confirm anything (STILL), rumours of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s engagement refuse to die. If you are nothing like me and find yourself remotely gripped by developments in Miranda Kerr’s love life, you’ll be thrilled to read some fresh news on the topic. More »
Something Something Kerr & Bloom Engaged! Something Something
12:13PM Jess McGuire | While the couple in question are yet to confirm anything (STILL), rumours of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s engagement refuse to die. If you are nothing like me and find yourself remotely gripped by developments in Miranda Kerr’s love life, you’ll be thrilled to read some fresh news on the topic. More »
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11:58AM Jess McGuire | It seems like only six months ago we were prematurely offering our hearty congratulations to Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom on their engagement – because it was. And as we all know, the story ended up being complete rubbish made up by the tabloids who seem obsessed with the idea of those two getting hitched. Still, six months is a long time in the world of showbiz. The papers are overdue for another attempt to push the two down the aisle! More »
The “Miranda Kerr Is Engaged!” Rumours Are Back
11:58AM Jess McGuire | It seems like only six months ago we were prematurely offering our hearty congratulations to Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom on their engagement – because it was. And as we all know, the story ended up being complete rubbish made up by the tabloids who seem obsessed with the idea of those two getting hitched. Still, six months is a long time in the world of showbiz. The papers are overdue for another attempt to push the two down the aisle! More »
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10:51AM Jess McGuire | You could not pay me to be Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr right now*. Do they get any privacy at all when they’re in Australia? Every day there seems to be a new article in the papers about Orlando ogling his girlfriend as she struts down the catwalk, or they’ve been spotted eating together (!!!!) at a restaurant. It’s not as though they’re doing anything particularly interesting while they’re here – perhaps if there were paparazzi shots of Orlando spanking Miranda on the Sydney Road tram, I might muster up some interest…
Do people actually wish to follow every single moment of the couple’s trip to Miranda’s homeland? Am I contributing to the problem by pointing out how stupid the constant coverage is? Is Miranda making things worse by getting photographed outside Pellegrini’s for the Herald Sun? It’s so hard to tell.
A-list lovebirds Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr soaked up summer in Melbourne yesterday.
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10:51AM Jess McGuire | You could not pay me to be Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr right now*. Do they get any privacy at all when they’re in Australia? Every day there seems to be a new article in the papers about Orlando ogling his girlfriend as she struts down the catwalk, or they’ve been spotted eating together (!!!!) at a restaurant. It’s not as though they’re doing anything particularly interesting while they’re here – perhaps if there were paparazzi shots of Orlando spanking Miranda on the Sydney Road tram, I might muster up some interest…
Do people actually wish to follow every single moment of the couple’s trip to Miranda’s homeland? Am I contributing to the problem by pointing out how stupid the constant coverage is? Is Miranda making things worse by getting photographed outside Pellegrini’s for the Herald Sun? It’s so hard to tell.
A-list lovebirds Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr soaked up summer in Melbourne yesterday.
More » Newly Betrothed Miranda Kerr And Orlando Bloom Celebrate Their Commitment With A Romantic Holiday In Venice
8:30AM Jess McGuire | Hearty congratulations to Gunnedah girl turned Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr who is set to become Mrs Orlando Bloom next year, with the Aussie model announcing her engagement to the Pirates Of The Caribbean heartthrob over the weekend. Huzzah!
Miranda Kerr will marry her British boyfriend, actor Orlando Bloom, The Sunday Telegraph can exclusively reveal.
The wedding is planned for the middle of next year, when both have a break from work commitments. Bloom and Kerr, who live together in New York, celebrated their engagement with a romantic getaway in Venice last week.
And it sounds as though said celebration probably involved wheat grass shots and some sun salutations. More » New Idea’s Boom Year Continues As Demi Moore Sues
1:30PM Clem Bastow | In case you’ve forgotten, when it comes to “two thousand and great”, the only person or thing whose annus horribilis has rivalled that of Channel Nine has been beleaguered women’s rag, New Idea. From dodgy deals to paying alleged domestic abusers to spill their guts to “accidentally” breaking Palace embargos (and that’s just the stuff that was actually in the mag, they’ve had plenty of strife behind the scenes), it hasn’t exactly been a red letter year for the mag. Well, as Queer Eye told us, all things just keep getting better, and now Demi Moore is suing New Idea after they allegedly printed photos from a private party without permission. Bonus!
In a statement of claim filed with the Federal Court last week, Moore claimed New Idea infringed her copyright over the pictures when it put them on the cover of its March 8 edition and across two pages inside the magazine.
No More Kerr-Bloom/Kerr-Boom Gags For You!
9:34AM Clem Bastow | Seemingly even before the virtual newsprint ink had dried on some of the most shameless punning headlines in recent memory – “Kerr-Splat”, “Kerr-Bloom Kerr-Put”, “Love’s Bloom Is Lost” – it seems that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s apparent split (and further, her alleged seeking of solace in the arms of Brandon “Oily Peanut Butter Elvis” Davis) was little more than a scurrilous rumour.
We know this because Miranda’s little brother has come out guns blazing!
22-year-old Matthew Kerr is in a solid position to denounce the rumours – he was with his famous sister when she was chatting to Davis at the venue.
“We were just out with a few other friends from Australia having a good time and we bumped into Brandon while we were at 10ak,” Matthew said.
“They have been friends for a while and we just said hi, chatted for a bit and that was it,” he said.
“There definitely wasn’t any kissing – nothing could be further from the truth.”
As though that wasn’t enough, Mama Kerr then also poured cold water on the rumours, mentioning casually that Bloom and Kerr were about to spend a romantic holiday in Paris (the Gallic paparazzo contingent no doubt thanks her for the heads up).
However, not to be outdone, the Daily Telegraph and news.com.au found the time to squeeze in one last double whammy of punning excellence, with the titles of these linked-in galleries:
# Pictures: Kerriffic
# Pictures: Phwoarlando
Thank you, Daily Telegraph, for keeping the dream alive. More » 
