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News Ltd Pwned By Defamer Australia’s Superfast Pointless Youtube Skillz And Need For Greasy Hunks In G-Strings

11:10AM Clem Bastow | We posted breathlessly about the amazing Jamie Durie “expose” on Entertainment Tonight yesterday, and we gave you the joy of vintage Manpower to boot. Because we care. Well, it’s good to see our influence is stretching all the way to News Ltd HQ, who only deigned to post about the lulzsome item this morning. US gossip TV show Entertainment Tonight aired raunchy footage of the Australian gardening guru’s former career as a stripper. In Australia, it’s no secret Durie was one of the stars of beefcake troupe Manpower, but in the US it’s not so well known. Blah, blah, blah… What can we say? We silence our competition with a dainty yawn. PH34R U5!!1! More »