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Olivia Munn Does Filthy Things With Raw Seafood
9:02AM Seth | Defamer’s enduring fascination with Attack of the Show host Olivia Munn, and her ongoing explorations of the strange worlds lying towards the far reaches of her personal shame-threshold, continues: In her latest escapade, Munn communes suggestively with a variety of aquatic wildlife. Surely you require no more explanation that that, but we’ll offer some anyway: Says the AotS website: “Olivia does a screen test for a remake of Russ Meyer’s erotic 60s classic ‘Vixen’ by performing a sexy dance with aquatic animals.” We urge everyone but animal rights activists to now click through to watch Munn’s erotically charged tango with a splayed salmon, then compare it to the Vixen original. Both made us inexplicably giddy—though not quite as giddy as if Mark Wahlberg had then wandered into the frame, and said, “Hey, squid. I like all those arms you got, that looks really great. So you’re a squid, right? What’s that all about? OK, well it was great to meet you. Say hi to your mother for me, OK?” More »
It’s Time: Kill the TCA Press Tour
9:00AM Defamer Hollywood | As far as circles of hell go, we’ve already established you can’t really do much worse than the Television Critics Association semi-annual press tours — the gaseous summer version of which is feeding the palms in Beverly Hills as we speak. But it’s not just the bloggers and bitter ideologues who have ruined the bed-in between networks, stars and the writers who love them (until the expense account runs out, anyway); we’re learning more today about why the TCA tour may have bottomed out earlier than predicted, featuring an opening cavalcade of virtually uncoverable has-beens and hypocrites who don’t bode well for the future of, well, anything. From the WaPo:
‘Project Runway’:There Will Be Tears
11:00AM Mark Graham | By now, we’ve all heard the news that Project Runway is headed to Lifetime. In advance of the 2009 launch, Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer has crafted a touching look at the subtle ways in which the show will change when it leaves its current home on the Bravo Network. Here’s a hint: keep a box of tissues nearby. [Molls She Wrote] Hot tip! Prince, who was just added to the Coachella bill earlier today, will be playing a surprise show at the Green Door tonight. [LAT] The only thing more riveting than Olivia Munn’s impossibly shiny hair is the sight of Olivia Munn and her impossibly shiny hair in a bikini. [Egotastic!] Slate’s Kim Masters adds a bit of intrigue to the Valkyrie meltdown. It seems that, get this, the film isn’t even finished filming yet! [Slate] William Wegman has done it again! [Goldenfiddle] Our friends at Videogum mock the ridiculousness of the Quickfire Challenges on Top Chef. Watch it and you’ll find yourself craving Salad On A Stick, promise! [Videogum]
Somebody, Anybody, Everybody Scream!
11:08AM Mark Graham | First there was Ninja Warrior. Then came Unbeatable Banzuke. Now, we are holding our collective breath in hopes that the G4 Network brings Screaming Japanese Man to these fine shores. Until then, this will have to do. [YouTube] Hey you guys, do you like popular culture? How about the internet? If you answered “Yes” to both of these questions, we’d like to wholeheartedly recommend that you pay Videogum a visit. Co-written by longtime friends of Defamer Gabe Delahaye and Lindsay “Lindsayism” Robertson, we think it will make for a nice addition to your daily routine. Give it a whirl, wontcha? [Videogum] For those of you who enjoy both chocolate products and cannibalism equally (and frankly, who doesn’t?), we’re fairly certain you’re gonna get a kick out of this: Newborns made of chocolate! [Pravda] We like Tay Zonday and “Chocolate Rain” quite plenty, but we would never get him tattoed on our arms. Nope, his face deserves Tramp Stamp placement all the way. [Blogger] And lastly, while we’re not generally the type to toot our own horn, it’s worth noting that the impossibly shiny-haired Olivia Munn gave us a shout-out on Attack Of The Show last night. The video clip appears, as things often do here, after the jump. More »
Olivia Munn Wonders Why Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Hang Low
11:50AM Mark Graham | Our fondness for Attack Of The Show’s impossibly shiny haired Olivia Munn has been well-documented on these here pages. Aside from our fanboyish appreciation of her considerable physical charms, the thing that we feel separates Munn from the other pretty faces that grace the telly is her fearlessly honest assessments of some of the, shall we say, floozier members of the Young Hollywood set. Take her comments on Lindsay Lohan’s boob-baring photoshoot, for example. What other female television color commentator would dare label LiLo as looking “haggard” and then follow that crack by putting her low-hanging boobs on blast? We can answer that for you: none. Olivia Munn, we salute you and your impossibly shiny hair. Stay gold. WATCH VIDEO More »
6:30AM Mark Graham | Calling all loyal Defamer commenters! We’d like to introduce you to a new feature that’s sure to make your commenting experience all the more enjoyable. Let me explain. If you include a Youtube link in a comment that you post, said clip will automatically be included with your text. Voila, just like that (snaps fingers). No need to place in the embed code, the URL will do the trick. The feature is still in beta, so your feedback is appreciated. In the comments, obvs. Remember, knowing is half the battle… More »
Short Ends: Olivia Munn’s Fast Times At Weird Science High
8:36AM Mark Graham | The impossibly shiny-haired co-hostess of Attack Of The Show, Miss Olivia Munn, is the cover girl of this month’s Complex magazine. When you’re done watching the video from the saucily nostalgic photoshoot, take a look at the final photos in all their Munnsian glory. Or vice versa. Ben Foster + Ally Hilfiger = some of the best Polaroids we’ve seen in awhile. If you’re looking for somewhere to go swimming after midnight, it’s gonna have to be somewhere other than the Standard Hotel. Their request to extend their pool hours just got denied. Looks like that Variety ad just may have paid off. Corey Haim is set to shoot some “additional scenes” for Lost Boys 2. And lastly, Slate’s Dana Stevens takes a look at how the Juno backlash got its start. Yes, burger phones are mentioned. More »
