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Second Bond Girl Reveals Superfluous Body Parts, Childhood Spent in Fridge

6:32AM Kyle Buchanan | Now that the Communist Party has gone after Bond girl Olga Kurylenko for becoming “movie kept girl of capitalist super stud,” the actress has been freed to divulge all about her humble, Socialist upbringing. Just how humble was it? Well, as Kurylenko tells Jimmy Kimmel, she was kept locked in a fridge until she reached maturity (in Soviet Russia, you see, fridge owns you). More »

Daniel Craig Just Can’t Catch a Break With The New Bond Girls

7:06AM Kyle Buchanan | The typical formula of two pliant Bond girls per movie tends to serve the 007 franchise well, as in Casino Royale, where Daniel Craig’s first at-bat was supported by striking work from Eva Green and that other one. For the new Quantum of Solace, though, things seem to have gone haywire — almost as though it were planned by some shadowy, nefarious league pulling the strings of Her Majesty’s empire! First, Bond girl Gemma Arterton unnerved fans with the bizarre revelation that she was born with six fingers, and now female lead Olga Kurylenko is… well, we’ll let the Communist Party give you the details: More »