3:57AM Seth | If you’ve yet to catch an episode of E!’s
Pap Smear Pop Fiction, yet another stroke of punking genius from ascending media tycoon and
noted cougar-hunter Ashton Kutcher, we’ve included a clip above. In it, Eva Longoria, for whom fame has quickly turned into a serious drag (please, God, just return her to a life of anonymity, where she can carry out her various, regular-person functions in peace!), and a think-tank consisting of Kutcher and his staff of ingratiating “producers” concoct a deliciously devious plan to “rekindle the non-relationship” with Longoria’s longtime platonic friend, Mario Lopez.
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