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Flotsam & Jetsam
Colonel Kate Major’s War For Jon Gosselin’s Soul
11:45PM Foster Kamer | Jon Gosselin’s pissed Kate Major’s lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth’s GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Evening, let’s do this shit: More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Tom Cruise Defies The Gravity Of Katie Holmes And Their Destiny Child
2:30AM Foster Kamer | Where Tom Cruise and Beyonce meet in the middle. Where Jennifer Anniston terrifies West Villagers with her half-speed biological clock. Where Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend terrifies virginal high school boys. Where Andy’s Dick’s Little One speaks. Your Saturday Late-Edition Gossip Roundup: More »
Online
RadarOnline Fights For Its Right To Baby Freakshows!
1:48AM Hamilton Nolan | New information has emerged on the child labour violations of “fledgling internet site” (ha) Radaronline. We will cover this story with the same verve with which RadarOnline covers Octomom. Illegal, baby-endangering verve, that is! More »
Online
RadarOnline Charged With Violating Child Labor Laws
4:48AM Hamilton Nolan | Now this is some sort of karma: a report says that the state of California is going after RadarOnline for exploiting Octomom’s kids, with their relentless Octomom videos. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Royalty Acting Like Royalty, Media Acting Like Media
12:30AM Foster Kamer | Prince Harry isn’t being a dick! Octomom gets a TV show, Candy Spelling works her late husband’s TV pitches in real time, and Rachel Bilson doesn’t eat chap stick. Presenting your Sunday morning gossip roundup. More »
Small Screen
Octo-Mum’s Dating Show Sure To Attract Quality Men
6:43PM Ryan Tate | Good news in dark times: You’ll seen be able to take Nadya Suleman away from her 14 kids, on a date, to be filmed by reality show cameras and watched by a confused, frightened nation. More »
