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Real Nudes, Cartoon Nudes Fail To Save Playboy
7:45AM Hamilton Nolan | Playboy is cutting its rate base from 2.6 million to 1.5 million, nearly a 40% drop. But…but…naked cartoon characters! What more do you pervs want? [Mediaweek. Pic: TMZ]
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Nudes Running The Streets Of Williamsburg
2:33AM Hamilton Nolan | First there was the nude guy at the taco truck. Now there’s another nude guy running the Williamsburg streets in broad daylight, for laffs. We thought you should know. More »
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Nekkid Erin Andrews Haunts The Media’s Soul
11:39PM Hamilton Nolan | Oh, how the American media wishes that some sex perv had never secretly recorded a nude video of shapely ESPN reporter Erin Andrews! Then the media would not have been forced to discuss this disgusting spectacle. And make photo galleries! More »
Exclusive: Debunking The Marilyn Monroe ‘Sex Tape’ Hoax
11:00AM Mark Graham | Yesterday, news broke that an ancient sex tape allegedly showing Marilyn Monroe giving a blowjoy to an unidentified male had not only surfaced, but had also been sold to an anonymous New York collector for $1.5 million. The NY Post’s Hasani Gittens broke the story after interviewing Keya Morgan, a memorabilia collector who claims to have brokered the sale of the 15 minute reel. However, what the Post failed to mention in their story is that Morgan is well-known within the tight-knit circle of Marilyn Monroe memorabilia collectors for being a sycophantic, press hungry namedropper (check out his likely self-penned IMDB bio) whose main objective is to promote himself and the Monroe documentary that he is working on. Not only has he been known to casually claim that he has dated both Mariah Carey and Renee Zellweger, he has thus far refused to disclose either the names of either the seller or buyer of the tape; additionally, he has not been able to provide evidence that this alleged sale even occurred. More »
Nude Photos of Heather Mills Are Unappealing (And Not Just Because of Her Missing Leg)
7:45AM Defamer Hollywood | Maybe she was a porn star. Maybe she was a prostitute. Maybe she was even a good homemaker (though not likely). Yet the one occupation Heather Mills is known for that continues to confound us is modelling. In 1986, after failing at a number of jobs (and being arrested for stealing from one), Mills started her own modelling agency. Her number one client? You guessed it — herself. These recently surfaced pictures were shot in 1999 and are not as raunchy as the ones we’ve seen in the past. In fact – while not particularly attractive – they’re almost classy. The only thing that’s missing is the airbrushing that we as a society have come to expect. Oh, and her leg. More »
