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Do Not Look At This Ad, Perv
5:08AM Hamilton Nolan | The little white letters in this photo are advertising the 28th Biennale of Graphic Art, in Slovenia. So uh, what’s that shape in the background, then? NSFW, is what it is, so do not click through to find out. More »
People
Jamie Foxx Is Well-Endowed [NSFW]
7:28AM Gabriel Snyder | Would you like to see Jamie Foxx’s dick? Well, then it’s Christmas in August. [ONTD]
People
With This Topless Shot We Forgive Sharon Stone For Basic Instinct 2
3:02AM Brian Moylan | It’s amazing that in America, people get all uptight when Miley Cyrus poses in a sheet, but in France, 51-year-old Sharon Stone can show off her magnificently-preserved bosom on the cover of a magazine. Stupid Puritans. More »
Small Screen
Really? Fucking Family Guy?!
12:17AM Richard Lawson | So the Emmy nominations were announced this morning and mostly they were surprise-less. Nothing for the well-deserving Big Love actors, another nod for Tony goddamned Shaloub, and Family Guy in Best Comedy. Wait, what?? Family Guy? How did this happen? More »
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NYTimes.com May Be Too Good For Farting, But Not For Belgian Porn
5:37AM John Cook | The New York Times is too prissy to print the word fart on their classy website. But vintage Belgian porn? Mais oui, c’est l’art! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Barbaric Blogger Bloodsport Revealed In Hollywood
7:29PM Ryan Tate | Revolution is inevitably followed by a period of chaos. Maybe that’s why a highbrow New York Observer story about the evolution of Hollywood news media devolved into a glorious, shit-throwing media shitstorm. More »
Seth Rogen’s Anti-Blart Shines In NSFW ‘Observe and Report’ Trailer
6:00AM STV | The NSFW redband trailer for Seth Rogen’s Observe and Report resolves a few lingering issues around the rapidly developing mall-cop comedy subgenre. First up: “Comedy” might be stretching things. More »
Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos
3:46AM Kyle Buchanan | Finally, W has released the photo essay that documents the exact moments that Madonna met/fell for/sucked the soul out of 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz. So, what have we learned? More »
Super Bowl Porn Watchers Offered Ten Bucks As Hazard Pay
9:28AM Kyle Buchanan | We already thought that Super Bowl watchers in Tucson were the luckiest fans ever, what with the free porn that briefly graced their televisions. Now, they’re getting paid to have watched it. More »
