M. Night Shyamalan to Play Himself in Eagerly-Awaited '90-Minute Paranoia Movie'
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 7:20 AM on May 3, 2008
It's been nearly two years since we last detected the whimperings of M. Night Shyamalan, who followed Lady in the Water (and the pouty studio exile that preceded it) with a quiet retreat to his shrouded, moated enclave in the Pennsylvania wilderness. But the LA Times's Susan King smoked him out in advance of his return to theatres this summer, reviving the classic Manoj Twist for a readership craving every word:

Today's Page Six previews W's upcoming story on the rapidly growing membership of the all-female Velvet Mob splinter group the magazine has dubbed the Rubyfruit Mafia, a faction whose influence grows each time one of the industry's power-lesbians makes the