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Savvy, Supportive Nikki Blonsky Avoids Crotch-Kicking Talking Points

6:02AM STV | When ensnared in a vagina-kicking crisis of international proportions, celebrities have limited options: Either turn to the amateurs, or turn to us. Nikki Blonsky knows exactly what we’re talking about.

Hollywood Stars Absolved of Vagina-Kicking, Drugged Driving

3:50AM Kyle Buchanan | Being a celebrity is a double-edged sword: you’re often more likely to find yourself involved in ridiculous, well-publicised crime, but at least it’s easy to get acquitted! More »

Nikki Blonsky Vigorously Denies Crotch-Abuse Charges

5:40AM STV | In addition to her formidable vagina-kicking prowess, airport brawler Nikki Blonsky has quite a way with the race card as well. After shovelling vague bromides on ET about her and her family’s fight with the Bianca Golden clan (for which Blonsky and her father face up to five years in jail), the Hairspray star finally responded to Golden’s own recent testimony about what happened that day in Turks and Caicos. And this just in: Golden calls her a liar! Help us make sense (or something) of it all after the jump. More »

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Star’s Chimp Romance Exposed!

8:30AM STV | We don’t know about you, but were starving. And nothing hits the spot at the end of a grueling week in the mines like a Dirt Sandwich, crafted with loving, homemade goodness by Defamer videographer Molly McAleer. This serving is stacked high with homoeroticism, slathered with Blonsky sauce, dashed with a hint of Sarah Palin and squeezed between two hot slices of Mario Lopez. Garnish with a sprig of Ellen Pompeo/primate-makeout mystery, and serve hot! Now that’s living. And because we’re generous like that, we’ll even share a bite after the jump. Enjoy! More »

Nikki Blonsky: The Family Arrested For Beating the Hell Out of Reality Stars Together Stays Together

7:00AM STV | Having recovered from her recent airport tussle with nary a scratch, Nikki Blonsky appeared on Entertainment Tonight yesterday to give her first interview since her arrest for assault last month in Turks and Caicos. Naturally, we tuned in expecting the bruising, riveting play-by-play: The offending remarks made by Blonsky adversary/ANTM contestant Bianca Golden; how Nikki’s father got involved; exactly which tag-team manuevers constitute the “Blonsky Sandwich”… The good stuff, for Christ’s sake. Alas, the Blonskys’ lawyer layeth down his own signature move known as the “Fluff Nelson,” stripping even Golden’s name from the story in favour of anecdotes about Zac Efron’s unwavering support and the family that had her back all along. We’re touched and everything, but wake us for the rematch in court. [ET] More »

Blonsky vs. Golden: Let’s Go to the Videotape!

3:40AM STV | While the early eyewitness accounts of last week’s Blonsky Family Reunion and Airport Rumble yielded enough specifics to suss young star Nikki Blonsky’s injuries, it wasn’t until today that we’ve finally seen the video that we knew would surface in the bloody aftermath. And what a scene it is, featuring Blonsky’s Long Island nemesis and America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden standing firm as the Hairspray actress is dragged away, yelping for charges to be pressed. But what really makes the sparring special is the camerawoman’s inspired commentary: “She done decked the girl out, Tracy Turnblad… She won’t be dancing around here today.” No kidding: Both Blonsky and Golden were later charged with actual bodily harm (which, according to People Magazine, carries a maximum sentence of two years), while Blonsky’s father Carl faces even sterner judgment — a five-year maximum on charges of grievous bodily harm. And at the end of it all stands the steely-eyed Golden, prompting us to wonder exactly how such a lithe beauty could ever outmaneuver the infamous Blonsky Sandwich. So many questions! For now, though, follow the jump and bask in the play-by-play joy, live from Turks and Caicos. [TMZ] More »

BREAKING: Nikki Blonsky Injured, Arrested in Brutal Luggage-Defense Melee

7:10AM STV | Word just over the Defamer transom reveals that Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky and her father were arrested after an airport brawl that left the Golden Globe-nominated actress in a neck brace. Reportedly, on a stopover in Turks and Caicos during her long flight from Long Island sweets-slinger to pugilist diva, both Nikki and Pa Blonsky went to war rather than move their luggage for an unnamed woman. More details — including a cameo by an America’s Next Top Model contestant(!) — after the jump. More »

Nikki Blonsky Flips Out, Quite Literally

8:28AM Defamer Hollywood | During an evening lacking any sort of true (or even manufactured) sense of excitement, we found ourselves giddily mesmerized by the grainy home video that Nikki Blonsky shot of her family’s reaction to the news that she had been nominated for a Globe for her work in Hairspray. After all, it’s one thing to trash a hotel room, but it’s another thing entirely to trash your parents’ living room. In a viral video era where capturing a “real” reaction becomes harder and harder, it’s impossible to argue that Nikki’s spontaneous flip of the Blonsky family coffee table was anything other than a pure moment born from a rush of adrenaline and emotion. More simply put, we just paid witness to one of the most ecstatic moments of this young woman’s life to date. We love everything about it, unironically and unapologetically. Now if only John Travolta were able to show this kind of range… WATCH VIDEO More »