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Flotsam & Jetsam

Michael Jackson Pulls A Jesus: His Face Appears In An Ultrasound

7:24PM Azaria Jagger | The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of a foetus inside a British lady’s uterus. More »
People

Lady Gaga Looks Disconcertingly Normal In Beyonce Video

9:07PM Azaria Jagger | Beyonce and Lady Gaga leak a clip from their forthcoming music video; Levi Johnston disguises himself as the Unabomber; Nicole Kidman talks about her breasts. Welcome to Tuesday’s gossip. More »
People

Cindy Crawford Blackmailed With ‘Sexy’ Picture Of Daughter, 8

10:09PM Azaria Jagger | Cindy Crawford presses charges in the most horrifying extortion case ever, Nicole Kidman’s new face is turning heads, Daniel Radcliffe “laughs his head off” when he’s high. Today’s gossip ranges from the depths of depravity to the pleasantly banal. More »
People

Everybody Was Kung-Fu (And Every Other Kind Of) Fighting

11:01PM Ravi Somaiya | Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Mel Gibson Hoping You’ll Pay To Watch Him Talk To A Puppet

12:39AM Richard Lawson | Mel Gibson announces his next big movie role, and it’s a strange one. The Green Lantern movie narrows its potential leads down to three curious choices, and little beaver Jon Heder has landed a TV show on US cable. More »
Big Screen

Nine Throws Down The Oscar Gauntlet

3:30AM Dodai
Judi Dench! Penny Cruz! Nicole Kidman! Daniel Day-Lewis! Kate Hudson! Sophia Loren!!! And, uh, Fergie! And everyone is SINGING & DANCING. [YouTube]
Flotsam & Jetsam

Guy Pearce and Mirando Otto, Back On The Map

12:21AM Richard Lawson | Madeline Stowe is back on the map, folks! So are Guy Pearce and Miranda Otto, noted comedians. While Nicole Kidman is retreating into the shadows. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

What The Hell Is Going On Here, Nicole Kidman?

4:37PM Jess McGuire | Did you know Nicole Kidman is the face of Schweppes? Well, she is – overseas. And so the following advertisement was created. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

And You Shall Know Them By Their Trail Of Manolos

1:58AM Richard Lawson | The return of Sex and the City, the not-return of Matthew Perry. Strange movies and people win strange festival awards, and Slovenia finally gets some sunshine. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Resurrections, Just In Time For Easter

1:31AM Richard | Nicole Kidman and Woody Allen join forces, cable ratings are up, the Kennedys get a conservative treatment, Ian Somerhalder is back, and, just maybe, so is Jesus. More »