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Vanessa Minillo Is No Longer Nick Lachey’s Everything
9:28PM the cajun boy | Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo bite the dust, Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend will be on the next season of J&K+8, Lindsay Lohan tries to pick up Justin Timberlake in a club and Megan Fox almost burns down a Louisiana town. More »
‘No, Honey. You Make You Look Fat. The Jeans Just Enhance It.’
4:36AM Seth | Nick Lachey offers ex-wife Jessica some backhanded support. [Extra] More »
The Three Most Annoying Aspects Of Justin Timberlake’s Latest Jessica Simpson Impersonation
10:30AM Molly Friedman | As we’ve noted in the past, Stinky master of predicting the future of love sounds Justin Timberlake isn’t quite on the level of Richard Pryor or Lenny Bruce when it comes to comedy routines. After failing to elicit laughs at the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame earlier this year, and trying out the rarely-cute attempt to evade relationship questions on Leno, Timberlake is evidently still fixated on proving he’s just bursting with comedic prowess. His latest stunt? Impersonating Jessica Simpson at the Timberlake-hosted ESPYs, airing this Sunday, by wearing a cheap blonde wig, standing in front of a cut-out of her daisy dukes, and making frightening facial expressions supposedly meant to resemble the time-traveling Tony Romo groupie. The good news? Despite these photos doing little to inspire even a smirk from us, we feel the need to point out Timberlake’s impressively hilarious impersonations of the past on Saturday Night Live, both as a tweaked out awesomer-than-thou Ashton Kutcher, and a far better Jessica Simpson impression years before:
Papa Joe Simpson Officially More Ruinous To Daughters’ Lives Than Dina Lohan
7:00AM Molly Friedman | Has Joe Simpson gone from a pimpy fame-hungry Dadager to a bonafide nutcase? Not that we’re surprised or anything, but his recent interferences with daughter Jessica’s “relationship” with quarterback Tony Romo suggest there may be a few gurney-riding trips in his future. As OK! reports this week, Joe’s intrusive behaviour has Romo’s family feeling like their son is being used and, even more disturbing, he showed up uninvited to a private Mexico vacation Jess and Tony took earlier this year. According to OK’s source, “Whatever hopes Tony had of his relationship with Jessica turning into something real pretty much ended with Joe’s stunt. According to his friends, they’re pretty much just friends with benefits.” But judging from Jess’s romantic past, isn’t Friend With Benefits pretty much her primary career these days? More »
