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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Newsroom Cafe Update: Real Life Ratatouille Not Nearly As Popular As Movie

4:15AM Defamer Hollywood | While health inspectors may have fallen head over heels in love with Pixar’s restaurant impresario “Little Chef”, it seems they can’t stomach a vermin infestation at mold-friendly Newsroom Cafe. The eatery, favoured by pseudo vegetarian starlets, went from achieving average status to full-blown suspension in a shake of a rat’s tail. The restaurant is understandably befuddled after receiving the notice of closure since the soup-diving, steak tartare-preparing rats appeared so lovable on screen. But, the now relevantly monikered establishment plans to turn things around. More »
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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

C-Rated Newsroom Cafe Now Offering Even More Potential Culture In Every Bite

6:05AM Defamer Hollywood | If you’re falling increasingly behind at the office because your assistant mysteriously disappeared after lunch, you might consider checking the bathroom: It appears that the Newsroom Cafe is now dishing up its glamorous vegetarian treats in C-rated style after a city health inspection discovered a fridge storing food at a less-than-optimal temperature. One report places the cost of squaring it away at around $40,000, but we’re with the intrepid critic at Yelp who recently saluted the starry-eyed mecca’s sense of germological adventure: More »
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