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8:09PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at daughter Lindsay’s hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, Natalie Portman wishes she didn’t take it off. Come, stroke the supple hide of today’s gossip. More »
Dina Lohan: Lindsay Punched Me In The Face
8:09PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan recounts corporal punishment at daughter Lindsay’s hands, Tom Cruise converses with doorknobs, Natalie Portman wishes she didn’t take it off. Come, stroke the supple hide of today’s gossip. More » 
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Why The Ladies Should Love Megan Fox
9:05AM Natasha VC | So now that the Potter kids are on top, it’s likely that news about our favourite over-boiled sex pot Megan Fox will take a backseat to the prim Emma Watson. And that’s sad. More »
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Another Reason Your Boyfriend Is In Love With Natalie Portman
4:03AM NatashaVC | We know you’ve been wondering, “Why aren’t there more romantic comedies inspired by Norse mythology?” Well, we have good news! There’s also some news about the reclusive Jackson Family and Mel Gibson in a Beaver suit. To The Jump! More »
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Britney Spears: Almost A Jew
10:07PM the cajun boy | Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More »
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Nothing Is Scarier Than Ballet Or The Internet
1:03AM Richard Lawson | We have news from around the world today, but mostly from Foxborough and our very own shores. Two places both alike in dignity, but then suffering complete indignities like American Idol and movies about teenagers who save the world. More »
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12:07AM Richard Lawson | [The actress on the set of her new film "Hesher" in Los Angeles; image via INF]
Sensing That Spring Is In Full Bloom, Natalie Presents
12:07AM Richard Lawson | [The actress on the set of her new film "Hesher" in Los Angeles; image via INF]
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Bruce Willis Will Never Die
12:40AM Richard Lawson | Americans poach from the French who poached from the Americans. Joseph Gorden-Levitt teams up with Natalie Portman and good news for Bruce Willis. More »
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Nothing’s Lost Forever
1:44AM Richard | A SAG-sack returns, two beauties team up for impossibly beautiful lovemaking, Up graces Cannes, Kevin Costner is back, and so is Behind the Music. More »
Natalie Portman And Michelle Williams In: Scenes From A Catfight
6:28AM Kyle Buchanan | If you’ve ever yearned to see Natalie Portman and Michelle Williams writhe on top of each other, you’re in luck: so has Roman Polanski, and he filmed it. More »
