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The Bass Has Usurped Kylie Minogue To Become Goddess Of The Gays™

10:47AM Jess McGuire | I think we can all learn something from news that Natalie Bassingthwaighte has taken over Kylie Minogue’s position as patron saint of Mardi Gras – if you’re going to spend all your time overseas chasing hot Spanish models and failing to bring home Grammys, some young(er) upstart from your hometown is going to steal your crown. Natalie Bassingthwaighte is being hailed as a Kylie-style gay icon, with man-love showered on her new album and an upcoming Mardi Gras appearance. Oh, those gays! Showering “man-love” is certainly a dramatic way of showing appreciation for Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s new album – it must be good because it looks like the star of a bukkake video. That’s the kind of rating system I can approve of whole-heartedly. “Five out of five lashings of jizz – do yourself a favour!” Natalie goes on to talk about the recent Sydney concert she cruelly invited Defamer Australia to knowing full well we wouldn’t be able to make it! More »