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Brad Pitt Makes A Surprise Appearance At Chateau Brangelina

11:30PM Maureen OConnor | Which of Brad Pitt’s body parts bodes best for Brangelina? Bill Gates dances on a banquette. Topless Donatella Versace shows us what young Hollywood will look like in old age. Natalie Portman has a scandalous new beau. Tuesday gossip cometh. More »
People

Every Time A Man Touches Rihanna, A Paparazzo Gets His Wings

11:37PM Azaria Jagger | LA Dodger Matt Kemp squeezed Rihanna. Who’s happier, him or the photographer who shot it? Vince Vaughn gets married, Gaga gets a new look, Jeremy Piven has a lobotomy scar? Tuesday gossip has room for argument. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Nadya Suleman Isn’t The Only One Starring In A Show About Babies

1:37AM Richard Lawson | Hollywood gets on with the business of being Hollywood, selling top-quality products and bottom-shelf products all in the same breath. In that vein we have a 1910 adventure series going to screen, and the Octo-mom lady getting a show. More »
Small Screen

For Mel Gibson, The First Step Of Celebrity Rehab Is To Bully Octo-Mom

12:02AM Richard Lawson | What does one pop culture horrorshow do when he wants to publicly mock another, even more terrifying pop culture horrorshow? He goes on the soon-disappearing Jay Leno show. Today we have drunken Judaica scholar Mel Gibson vs. horrifying swamp breeder, Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman. More »
Small Screen

Octo-Mum’s Dating Show Sure To Attract Quality Men

6:43PM Ryan Tate | Good news in dark times: You’ll seen be able to take Nadya Suleman away from her 14 kids, on a date, to be filmed by reality show cameras and watched by a confused, frightened nation. More »

Angelina Jolie Blames Octomom For Taking All The Fun Out of Hoarding Children

8:05AM Kyle Buchanan | If Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been quietly assembling a knife-wielding, multiracial child army, sources indicate that there are about eight newborns who Jolie would like to sic her young platoon on. More »