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1:50PM Jess McGuire | Thanks to reader Tim for pointing out that the new Kyle Sandilands aka Jay Dee Springbett has a MySpace account! Of course, it’s hard to judge someone based solely on their Spazz profile (especially since most people with any sense fled over to Facebook years ago) but regardless – let’s see what we can learn about Jay Dee. More »
Getting To Know The Newest Australian Idol Judge
1:50PM Jess McGuire | Thanks to reader Tim for pointing out that the new Kyle Sandilands aka Jay Dee Springbett has a MySpace account! Of course, it’s hard to judge someone based solely on their Spazz profile (especially since most people with any sense fled over to Facebook years ago) but regardless – let’s see what we can learn about Jay Dee. More » 
Music
10:37AM Jess McGuire | Lily Allen fans residing in this great country of ours should feel proud, because you’ve made the object of your musical affections a very happy lady.
From her latest blog entry on Le Spazz:
Australia Out
The Australian dates came on sale this morning and Brisbane and Melbourne sold out really quickly – didn’t even have time to add the second Melbourne date on here. So thank you. Hopefully this bodes well for more stuff in the future.
I think it’s safe to say this bodes very well indeed, Ms Allen.
This joyous MySpazz note to fans follows a blog entry where Lily is most definitely not in good spirits, and she’s taken the time to bang out a furious rant against the New York Times.
From a piece called “The New York Time are cheap skanks”: More »
Australia, You Have Pleased Lily Allen
10:37AM Jess McGuire | Lily Allen fans residing in this great country of ours should feel proud, because you’ve made the object of your musical affections a very happy lady.
From her latest blog entry on Le Spazz:
Australia Out
The Australian dates came on sale this morning and Brisbane and Melbourne sold out really quickly – didn’t even have time to add the second Melbourne date on here. So thank you. Hopefully this bodes well for more stuff in the future.
I think it’s safe to say this bodes very well indeed, Ms Allen.
This joyous MySpazz note to fans follows a blog entry where Lily is most definitely not in good spirits, and she’s taken the time to bang out a furious rant against the New York Times.
From a piece called “The New York Time are cheap skanks”: More »
Music
2:48PM Jess McGuire | Reet reet reet! This just in – Lily Allen has written a new blog post on Le Spazz begging for help.
You see, young Lily has but one dream… a number one album. And she’s shocked and surprised to learn from her record company that topping the US albums charts with her latest release “It’s Not Me, It’s You” is a feat actually within her grasp, if only she can beat Robert Plant & Alison Krauss’s Grammy Award winning release.
So she’s turned to her MySpazz fans to help give her the advantage. If you’re an American and you’re reading this, help a bitch out!
Here’s Lily’s blog entry. More »
Attention America: Lily Allen Needs Your Help To Make Her Pop Dreams Come True
2:48PM Jess McGuire | Reet reet reet! This just in – Lily Allen has written a new blog post on Le Spazz begging for help.
You see, young Lily has but one dream… a number one album. And she’s shocked and surprised to learn from her record company that topping the US albums charts with her latest release “It’s Not Me, It’s You” is a feat actually within her grasp, if only she can beat Robert Plant & Alison Krauss’s Grammy Award winning release.
So she’s turned to her MySpazz fans to help give her the advantage. If you’re an American and you’re reading this, help a bitch out!
Here’s Lily’s blog entry. More »
Music
2:50PM Jess McGuire | I am sure you are all familiar with the wonderful Stephen Cummings, yes? I have rattled on about him a fair bit around here, what with him being one of this country’s finest songwriters and all. He recently wrote a blog post on his MySpazz about Ben Lee’s wedding to Ione Skye and I thought I would share it with you to see if you could help me decide if it is fact or fiction.
Ahem.
From an entry titled “Ben Lee is famous for being a lump. I was at his wedding” -
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Fact Or Fiction: Stephen Cummings Attended Ben Lee’s Wedding
2:50PM Jess McGuire | I am sure you are all familiar with the wonderful Stephen Cummings, yes? I have rattled on about him a fair bit around here, what with him being one of this country’s finest songwriters and all. He recently wrote a blog post on his MySpazz about Ben Lee’s wedding to Ione Skye and I thought I would share it with you to see if you could help me decide if it is fact or fiction.
Ahem.
From an entry titled “Ben Lee is famous for being a lump. I was at his wedding” -
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Music
11:07AM Jess McGuire | From her latest MySpazz blog:
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Yeah, Lily Allen seems pretty interested in Geoff Lloyd alright. He’s a British radio DJ (well, I’m assuming that’s the Geoff Lloyd she’s talking about). Maybe he played her cover of Womanizer but was nice enough to talk all over it? Maybe this is an in-joke between them? OR MAYBE SHE’S IN LOVE?
Stay tuned to Days Of Our Celebrity MySpazz Blogs for more. More »
Guess Who Lily Allen Is Into At The Moment?
11:07AM Jess McGuire | From her latest MySpazz blog:
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Yeah, Lily Allen seems pretty interested in Geoff Lloyd alright. He’s a British radio DJ (well, I’m assuming that’s the Geoff Lloyd she’s talking about). Maybe he played her cover of Womanizer but was nice enough to talk all over it? Maybe this is an in-joke between them? OR MAYBE SHE’S IN LOVE?
Stay tuned to Days Of Our Celebrity MySpazz Blogs for more. More » URGENT RICKI-LEE UPDATE!
5:51PM Jess McGuire | This just in from the MySpazz status and mood feed!
Ricki-Lee is going to be on ACA tonight….in her UNDERWEAR!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!! 5 minutes ago. Mood: ecstatic
GRACIOUS! I’m sure we’ll all be tuning in.
MORE: Ricki-Lee on MySpazz
More » Lily Allen Is Feeling Cheery!
9:50AM Jess McGuire | When we last popped over to pop star and errant awards ceremony host Lily Allen’s MySpazz blog, she was heading out to get a colonic irrigation. The perfect cure for any Large Hadron Collider fears one might be “internalising”!
In her latest post for online pals, she reveals she’s happy, she can’t wait for this year to be over (you can’t blame her, all things considered – I’m personally completely with her on that one. Two thousand and hate can go and fist itself into oblivion, I’m hankering already for two thousand and fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine), and guess which one of the Kings Of Leon she’s got the lady-horn for? Oh! And there’s a dollop of opinion when it comes to US politics too!
I’m off to paris for the weekend, so excited. I love paris, and the sun is shining, it’s going to be beautiful, im gonna listen to Kings of leon ,TV on the radio and the new Roots Manuva album on the plane.
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Courtney Love Rethinks Her Earlier Attempt To Find A Housekeeper On MySpace
10:25AM Jess McGuire | Like most people who do anything rash on MySpace in the heat of the moment, Courtney Love has stepped away from the computer and, after some time to pause and reflect on the wisdom of trying to locate a “non-freaky” housekeeper via the magic of a MySpazz blog entry, has concluded it may not have been the wisest of moves.
ok thats just wierd that i went on here MYSPACE to get an assnt! im INSANE ,,,,
She continues. It is somewhat confusing unless you’ve got a Kookoo Bananas translation guide handy.
More » If You’re Willing To Move To The States, Courtney Love Is Hiring!
1:52PM Jess McGuire | Attention “non freaky” people who love to clean up after rock stars!
There’s a job going over at Chez Love, and rather than go through an agency (they suck apparently), Courtney has turned to the interwebs and asked if anyone reading her MySpazz blog fancies working for her as a housekeeper.
No superfans, please. Oh, and if you’re handy with a video camera, you may just be one stone that conveniently hits two birds.
is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
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Lily Allen: On Her Way To Get Colonic Irrigation, Apparently.
3:50PM Jess McGuire | Yet another reason I love celebrities contributing to the idiocy of the interwebs.
MORE: testing my new FLIP !!!!!!!!!!! (Lily Allen’s MySpace blog) More » 