Folks have been speculating that things are not well in the Lohan-Ronson relationship lately as Lindsay hasn't been spotted next to Samantha in public for, oh, three or four days now.

Once again, Lindsay has turned to MySpazz to put the rumours to rest, but rather than blogging her feelings (her traditional method of informing journalists of what's really happening in her life), she's just uploaded a stack of photos to an album called miscellaneous photos-november :) (girlfriend loves emoticons) and Samantha features a couple of times. And Lindsay calls her "my girl", bless her.

I love them more than I should.

MORE: miscellaneous photos-november :) - Lindsay Lohan's MySpace

Poor Lindsay. She finally just admitted to her relationship with Samantha Ronson, she has a meaty cameo in the season premiere of Ugly Betty tonight, and she even reportedly booked a gig as the guest judge for the premiere of Project Runway when it moves to Lifetime. Things were going so well. Not Mean Girls well, or even I Know Who Killed Me well, but about as good as they've been for her in months. And then along comes Star Magazine to burst her happy little bubble. That's right, the tabloid is reporting that Lindsay is "on the fast track to another drug and alcohol-driven breakdown."

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Sometimes we don't know whether to thank VH1 for trying to "find true love" for washed up musicians or to strangle them for forcing us through yet another round of Bret Michaels: Rock Of Love (working title: Rock Of Love: Really, I'll Do Anyone At This Point). Yes, that sad series partially responsible for rendering all glass ceilings unbreakable is back and, this time, well, no, he's probably still not serious. Why so cynical? Well, his last "winner," 99-year old Chicago anchor chick Ambre Lake, lasted just under a day. But she did get the chance to really pimp her MySpace profile with dirty pics, exclamation mark-happy updates on Bret's CW appearances (!!!), and a heartfelt blog entry promising the "3rd time will be a charm!!!" Yes, spelling-challenged Ambre, we bet it will. You know, because this time, all the barely clothed contestants will be forced to live in...wait for it...the same tightly confined tour bus! If you don't smell love in the air, you've been dipping in to too many of these "ladies"' stashes:

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Thanks to the fine and wonderful people of Village Roadshow, I was able to pass myself off as a member of the MySpace Generation (here's the science bit: I wore skinny jeans) and attend yesterday's "OMG first in Australia" Black Carpet screening of The Dark Knight.

After having read Peter Travers more or less wett ing his pants over the film in Rolling Stone, and Time's Richard Corliss do much the same, not to mention the extensive viral marketing and ear-bleeding levels of pre-release buzz, it would be an understatement to say that expectations were at an all-time high.

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The answer to the question posed by that title is naturally, "TABLOID HEAVEN!"

But first of all, remember Blue? They had that vaguely legalese-related "hit" song All Rise, did a bad cover of Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours (which they somehow managed to convince both Stevie Wonder and Jill Scott to appear on), and Lee Ryan from the band offended just about everyone by whining, immediately post-9/11, "Who gives a f--k about New York when elephants are being killed?"

If any of those career "highlights" ring your bells, you'll be pleased as punch with this little corker from the Daily Mail:

Former boyband star Lee Ryan is expecting a baby with a fan who sent him revealing pictures of herself on the internet.

The Blue singer has fallen head over heels for Samantha Miller and the pair are planning to marry.

Ryan began dating the 20-year-old blonde after she posted a number of sexy photographs on his MySpace page.

The 25-year-old - who was previously engaged to Atomic Kitten star Liz McClarnon - asked her out on a date immediately and twosome have been inseparable since.

'He described the pictures as "well hot,"' a friend told the Sunday Mirror.

Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart? If only romance was as easy for the rest of us as posting some "well hot" pictures on MySpace and then snaring yourself a washed-up pretty boy!

Evidently Miller "was a huge fan of the group and even had a poster of Ryan on her bedroom wall". See? Dreams can come true! Just ask Katie Holmes! Who'll tell you they then turn into nightmares.

Like an Iconoclasts that thanks you for the add, MySpaceTV's Artist on Artist pits star vs. star in a Battle Royale of Big Ideas and Mutual Tucheslecking. The only loser? You! See if you can pin the following quotes from Diablo Cody and John Cusack's recent Artist on Artist pairing to the appropriate speaker. To heighten the difficulty level a bit, we've also thrown in a few quotes from beloved TV landscape artist, Bob Ross:

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