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Immigration Dept. Keen To Drop Snoop’s Visa Like It’s Hot

9:08AM Clem Bastow | You may recall that last year, Tha D-O-double-Gizzle was due to present the MTV Australia Music Video Awards, but that the Immigration Department computer said no, and Snoop Dogg was sent on his not-so-merry way. Well, it’s a case of deja vu, doggy style (sorry, I’ll stop soon), as Snoop’s widely publicised “return” to the MTV AVMAs stage has, once more, been given the kybosh – for the time being – from those party poopin’ Doggy haterz at the Immigration Department. Peep this: “Mr Broadus has not been granted a visa, there are further steps required beyond character assessment before a visa is granted. More »

Topless Shots Of Jess Origliasso (Or At The Very Least, A Lookalike) Appear Online

9:02AM Jess McGuire | You know what? Call me a fool, but I find it very hard to believe that a topless photo allegedly of Jess from The Veronicas (which has appeared online thanks to saucy website Fleshbot) is actually for real. The Secret Life of The Veronicas was exposed yesterday – literally – after raunchy pictures of a girl believed to be one of the pop twins were splashed over an international porn site. In a controversial scenario reminiscent of the recent sex scandals which soiled the reputations of US teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus, steamy shots of Jess Origliasso have been posted on porn website Fleshbot.com. Cementing her status as the wilder of the two siblings, Jess – identified by her distinctive tattoo on her bare upper back – is pictured with a suggestive expression in the sepia-toned image. A second picture, showing a Jess lookalike in a topless pose, is also posted on the site though a spokeswoman for The Veronicas stopped short of confirming the secondary topless shot was actually the Origliasso twin. And you know why I doubt it? Because the girl in the second pic is blessed with a fairly mad set of cans, and I find it difficult to believe that Jess Origliasso has been walking around with those puppies on her tiny frame and we’ve never noticed. Still, it will be interesting to see if her “peeps” issue an official denial. Maybe the photos were taken by MTV star Ruby Rose? Ha, I’m just kidding – but if that were ever proven to be true, I’d imagine brains would be exploding with lesbian loving glee around the News Ltd offices. Anyway, if you follow this incredibly NOT SAFE FOR WORK link to Fleshbot.com, you can see the potentially famous mammaries in question. More »

Bisexual Girl And Lesbian Kiss; World Stops Spinning Due To Shock

10:06AM Clem Bastow | We’re not quite sure what’s been worse in the continuing saga of Ruby Rose’s sexuality – MTV’s attempt to spin it into a publicity stunt, or the tabloid press’ continued and breathless coverage of every move Rose’s lips make. Today, we’re feeling the latter: Rose and one-time party pash conquest Jess Origliasso macked on again, and the Tele is all over it like a rash. The rock ‘n’ roll revelry between Origliasso and Rose was hot and heavy at the M.A.C gold fever after-party held at De Nom on Monday night, with several partygoers witnessing the girls indulging in a disco smooch in a dark corner of the room. “They were kissing openly, but when they realised they had been busted they just put on even more of a show,” one spectator said. “It was totally on between them.” From a party pash to a frock lip-lock, the girls put in a repeat performance of their lipstick lesbian show on Tuesday night when they arrived at Alex Perry’s fashion week show hand in hand. Hoping to avoid intense media scrutiny from the press pack by sitting at the opposite end of the 50m runway, Rose and Origliasso canoodled and whispered intimately throughout the parade – holding hands as they did so. There’s a phrase for this style of “journalism” and its technical name is “fap fap fap”. Seriously, we wouldn’t care so much if they’d run a piece on Anthony Callea and Tim Campbell having a grope at a party as well from time to time, but we know that day will never come, because in the eyes of thick-necked Tele readers, girls kissing is “hot”, and guys kissing is “wrong”. More »

If MTV Australia Were A LOLcat, Their Caption Would Be “Ur Sexual Preference, We Exploited It”

11:22AM Clem Bastow | There is no font large enough to adequately express the epic eye-roll we did this morning while reading that MTV Australia is apparently so excited about the fact that VJ Ruby Rose is a lesbian (how could we forget) that they want to stage a girlie pash featuring Rose and The Veronicas at the upcoming MTV Awards. Yes, MTV Australia is an equal opportunity employer – they’ll use anyone’s sexuality as a marketing tool! Can we getta “PUH-LEAAAAASE” from the congregation, ladies and gentlemen? Similar to the Britney Spears-Madonna saliva swap which made worldwide headlines in 2003, Confidential understands organisers are hoping for another staged pash between MTV VJ Ruby Rose and The Veronicas’ Jess Origliasso. Sources close to Rose confirmed producers were keen on the idea, which comes after the two set tongues wagging when they pashed in public at the Cleo Bachelor of the Year after party. Whether the two pop princesses publicly restage their tonsil hockey remains to be seen on April 26. Does anyone else get the faintest whiff of sexual harassment in the workplace out of this? We’re neither prudes nor killjoys, but could you imagine MTV Australia hearing that, say, one of its male presenters was gay, and trying to work a gay pash into the proceedings as a publicity stunt? It’s time for the Australian media to realise that there’s more to lesbianism than hot chicks pashing at parties! More »

Daily Telegraph Finds It Hard To Believe A Lesbian Has Hot Female Friends She Hasn’t Smooched

12:27PM Clem Bastow | We’re by now fairly certain that the unending media coverage of MTV Australia VJ Ruby Rose is largely due to the fact that most tabloid journos in Australia are gee-whiz types who think being a lesbian involves making out with hot chicks at parties. Even after Rose herself said she’d been out since the age of 12 and told The Daily Telegraph to get over it and focus on her work, they’re still pushing the “hot chicks pashing” angle. Queensland model Catherine McNeil may have beaten her to the 2002 Girlfriend Model Search title, but Ruby Rose obviously doesn’t hold grudges. The MTV VJ has been talking up McNeil, describing her as “one of the best-looking women in the world”. More »

Even Corey Surprised To Find His Fifteen Minutes Extended

11:32AM Clem Bastow | Groan… It was bad enough that Corey Worthington Delaney has been being paid to do DJ gigs and promotional appearances (”Add a touch of cockspankness to your function today! Call 1800-COREY now!”) and hadn’t actually been done away with when he was “bashed” in a shopping mall. Now it seems that the cultural oracle that is MTV Australia has allowed him at least another few weeks in the spotlight with a nomination in the upcoming MTV Australia Awards: In one of the more unconventional categories, the television moment award, Corey Worthington’s A Current Affair interview will be up against Snoop Dogg’s MTV citizenship campaign, The Chaser’s War On Everything’s APEC stunt, skateboarder Jake Brown’s X-Games 45ft (15 metre) stack and stand, and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Happy to extend his 15 minutes of fame, Worthington said he was pleased to be up against fellow bad boy Snoop Dogg. “It’s cool to be considered for an MTV award, and to be included in such great company,” he said. “My vote’s for one of my favourite acts, Snoop Dogg. I’d love to meet him.” Hopefully this time around, Snoop Dogg will be allowed into the country for the awards, Corey will – shirtless and wearing his “famous” yellow sunglasses – attempt to greet Snoop, something like what John Mayer demonstrates here, and Snoop Dogg will pop a cap in his bitch ass. More »