6:00AM Defamer Hollywood | I’ll admit it, I thought
Hancock looked pretty cool. It’s got a fun premise, a great trailer, good effects, Will Smith in full-on superstar mode, and even Jason Bateman. In short, it seemed like the perfect summer entertainment. Then, a few weeks ago that
Variety review came out, and all was not well. Todd McCarthy said “this odd and perplexing aspiring tentpole will provide a real test of Smith’s box office invincibility.” Suddenly
Hancock seemed a little shaky. If Hollywood’s hometown paper didn’t love it, who would? Well, opening day has finally arrived, the rest of the critics have weighed in, and it seems that
Hancock is not just bad, but a big steaming pile of shit. It managed to scare up a scant 34% at
Rotten Tomatoes and that’s only slightly better than
Drillbit Taylor! Stick around after the jump to read a collection of the prickliest critical barbs.
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