mount isa – where happiness awaits (if you’re ugly)
Flotsam & Jetsam
1:02PM Jess McGuire | I do so enjoy playing cupid, so when I read that women are leaving Darwin “in droves” because they’re unhappy with the fellas there, I immediately thought of a place they could move to in order to find themselves a man. Mount Isa, prepare yourself! More »
Women Of Darwin, Introducing The Men Of Mount Isa
1:02PM Jess McGuire | I do so enjoy playing cupid, so when I read that women are leaving Darwin “in droves” because they’re unhappy with the fellas there, I immediately thought of a place they could move to in order to find themselves a man. Mount Isa, prepare yourself! More » 
Attention Mount Isa: We May Have Located The Answer To Your Woman Trouble
4:52PM Jess McGuire | God bless the internet. After writing yesterday about Mount Isa mayor John Molony’s emotional plea for the less attractive female members of society to move to the small town in order to help the lonely men in town get some romantic relief, I was pleased to read the following comment from a concerned citizen willing to get her hands (and, presumably, other parts) dirty in the name of love.
OK, I’m game!! If there is a man over there that can keep up with me, fine, probably not though. I’m 61 years old, work full time 58 hours a week, (correctional officer in a men’s max unit). 5′2″ tall, (about) 100 pounds soaking wet, honestly, haven’t weight myself, size one and I look darn good.
She continues…
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Unfortunate Looking Women Of The Nation, Mount Isa’s Desperate Men Need YOU!
10:50AM Jess McGuire | The Mayor of Mount Isa, the very switched on John Molony, has attracted some criticism over the weekend. Why? Because this brave and sensitive fellow, distraught at the idea of ugly women being passed over for love in the big smoke when the desperate menfolk of his small hometown would be perfectly willing to put them to good use, made a public appeal for the aesthetically challenged females of the nation to make the move to Mount Isa and service the sexual needs of his doodle-owning constituents.
A severe female drought has gripped Mount Isa, but Mayor John Molony thinks he has the answer: ugly girls.
To be fair to Mount Isa’s pimp-mayor, he did word his appeal a bit better than that. It was rather poetic, actually. More » 