morning wrap up
The Mid-Morning Wrap Up
11:00AM Anna King | While you were sleeping:
Britney, the picture of sobriety as she sips from a Coke can in court, is awarded with custody for one night each week despite latest act of indecent exposure.
We’re seriously considering starting a Stalkerbook group or Myspazz video campaign to bring Kid Nation to Oz.
SNL/30 Rock star, Tracy “Do you know who I am?” Morgan, proves abstinence is no barrier to craziness.
Still good:
Channel [V] viewers’ “favourite moments on ice” not as exciting as initially seems.
Where would Defamer journalism the global press machine be without Victoria Beckham?
Aussies set to become less virtually unknown in Hollywoood. More » 
The Mid-Morning Wrap Up
10:00AM Anna King | While you were sleeping:
· Lou “Boy Band Baron” Pearlman denies accusations of Michael Jackson tendencies. · Warner Bros. broadcasts its enduring love of vaginas. · J-Lo deftly side-steps Letterman’s attempt to illicit confirmation she’s impregnated by the hubby that no-one cares about.· Alternate “Gimme More” video, more painful and R-rated than ever.
Still good:
· John Howard declares love for sucking dick, attempts to secure GLBT vote?· It’s official: Australian Idol is part of God’s master plan. · Miranda Kerr the envy of global female population for simply being Miranda Kerr. More » 
The Mid-Morning Wrap Up
10:30AM Anna King | While You Were Sleeping: Owen Wilson is OK peoples. And we all thought he was the chipper one. Officials may have finally caught on to the fact that Britney Spears isn’t that good at parenting, y’all. Madonna is one step closer to buying adopting that baby. It’s Still Good: If anything, we love Krudd even more now. Everyone’s a winner at the Arias! Bert Newton finally dishes on dead guy, still not important enough to warrant real journalism. Rehab’s the new who gives a shit.
The Mid-Morning Wrap Up
10:10AM Anna King | While you were sleeping: Unconfirmed Breaking News!! Sean Preston and the Unnamed One awarded to K-Fed? Paris Hilton’s interrogation on Letterman. A Life of Smut comes to an end as the purveyor of countless celeb sex-tapes and nudie pics follows in Owen Wilson’s footsteps. Still good: Unexpected revelation of the day week century: Kate Moss and Pete Doherty kept together by “mind-blowing” sex! Kylie to axe the juice from new doco. Elle McPherson assures women they can still be sexy at 40, world’s female population breathes collectively sign of relief. More »
The Mid-Morning Wrap Up
11:00AM Anna King | While you were sleeping: LAPD impedes Kiefer Sutherland from saving the world one DUI at a time. Mel Gibson to abandon Malibu for Costa Rica. Denise “I want Charlie Sheen’s sperm” Richards vs. Charlie “I’m just too popular” Sheen: the sleepover wars edition. It’s still good: Jason Donovan on crack: all the cool kids were doing it! Idol resumes status as a singing competition. Two Zzzz-list Aussies break it off, we pretend to weep/give a crap. More »
The Mid-Morning Wrap Up
10:30AM Anna King | While you were sleeping: We actually rate the White Stripes, but there is no denying that this might not be Meg White’s sex tape because the girl in the video’s got rhythm. Marcia Brady’s memoir: now with no selling points! Britney’s ex-bodyguard has a whinge. It’s still good: Horny Warney’s texting prowess again in the spotlight, denies it’slegitimately cheating. We want truckloads of firemen to put out the fire in our grates! News Ltd discovers Leave Britney Alone Guy. More »
The Mid-Morning Wrap Up
10:07AM Anna King | While you were sleeping: Big is back: first SATC photo! Our lives will soon be complete. Every androgynous attention whore is a TV show now! Hey, if it will piss Perez Hilton off… A cutie to break up the even more dreary sagas of Spectorwatch and OJ Fleewatch. It’s still good: Mini Olivia Newton John sings, cause for concern. Most useless list eva. How can we resist any tidbit on Naomi Robson, hard-hitting journo and former darling of the over-sixty set? More »
The Mid-Morning Wrap Up
11:10AM Anna King | While you were sleeping: George Bush giveth, Fox taketh away: “They don’t like her. They really don’t like her” Field on goddamn censorship. Surely the real question is: Who doesn’t want to off K-Fed? Oh wait… Memo to Matt Damon: nice is so yesterday. It’s still good: Hey, if we looked like Sienna Miller, we’d be frolicking around in nothing but a floral wreath as well. Cherie Blair and Tarantino BFFs 4EVA We can always rely on Idol to inflict pain on our delicate senses. More »
The Mid-Morning Wrap Up
11:00AM Anna King | While you were sleeping: Your favourite celebutard derailments, bigger and better than ever! Ejaculating dildos hit prime time. Less-successful-and-attractive-actor-brother Entourage star now for hire! It’s still good: Stop press – Kylie is coiffed anew! Does anyone else think the Willis / Moore troupe screams A Very Brady Gang Bang? Our breakfast has just made a reappearance. That’s not the actual story, we promise… R.I.P Donkey Boy. More »
