modern love

Flotsam & Jetsam

Neither Man Nor God Can Stop Kids From Sexting All The Time

1:10AM Hamilton Nolan | The US Federal Appeals Court is doing its part to make sure America doesn’t turn into boring, sexting-averse Dubai or some other nation without sexy nude teen girl pix on everyone’s cell phone, all the time. Thanks, court pervs! More »
Music

David Bowie & Tina Turner Duet!

10:47AM Jess McGuire | I’ve really been enjoying listening to David Bowie’s “Modern Love” on the ol’ iPod lately. Great track, thoroughly approve! And did you know he once recorded a version of it with Tina Turner?* More »

Get ‘Shitfaced’ with Anne Hathaway For the Low, Low Price of $US12,000

7:58AM STV | Anne Hathaway’s “type,” as it were, is something of a growing concern around the Defamer office these days. One man is doing hard time for essentially stealing a jet-setting lifestyle they could share, and yet another made his big gossip-page debut smeared as little more than a skirt-chasing social-climber. And in between are the principled ones who just come out and ask her: “Will you take $US12,000?” More »